MF MMMM - Affording'em (Madvillain - Accordion remix)

Lyrics:
Livin' off borrowed rubies, the debt grows faster
That'll be the way they hire the spell caster
Harkinian and Zelda with sick laughter
A curse bound and they come to sink the stock master
Back in times old, prophets foretold
Profits flipped from twice to threefold
He sold bombs, lo and behold
Know who's the richest ever, formed the finest merchants mould
Keep your triforce, peace and dinner
To have half your courage stored spreads it thinner
The other half is sick with the ills of a sinner
Merchant buys em quick and sells both to a higher bidder
Restock with goods rare, auction in market square
When he pulls the gavel out the crowd get like, mmm-yeah
They know he sells on count three
A town crier here, like hear ye hear ye
Does he fear he won't be here if Ganon don't cause crises
And can he justify his high prices? (No)
In living, the true frauds
Want a credit note, but the note strikes two chords
One, a quicker sale than an ale to two dwarves
The other a debt to be collected with two swords
Then you find they've gone and run away from it
Hey you, don't chase it up like you'll gain from it
It's like the blood from a stone
Don't get in a scrap to get the scraps from the bones
That's why he leads the peacemakers
Keeps the shop clear of takers, fakers, lawbreakers
Don't keep supporting 'em
Your first and last debt is to yourself - you ain't affording 'em
When he's at the counter, you don't jest
Even hagglers keep their tongues held at rest
His price is best, won't settle for less
And won't give credit to those who don't invest

#Morshu #YTP #YTPMV #MFDOOM #madvillain

[morshu.]

I had a blast rapping this one! Thanks for having me, Lamp!

[John_Smith_Dumfugg]

The lyrics are so damn good. "It's like the blood from a stone, don't get in a scrap to get the scraps from the bones" goes so hard

[mbm_botw]

"In buying, the true frauds
want a credit note, but the note strikes two chords"

holy shit

[afeathereddinosaur]

You know, I just listened to Madvillain earlier today for no reason in particular. Real coincidence

[StynoxTheScaracheid]

and with a ship full of rubies, he arrived to much fanfare. learning some shanties upon his way, he uses his astounding vocals to put inspiration into the people much like a bard, and yet he is a shopkeeper. always scheming to find his very own way to a paradise of riches that no mere peasant could dream of. he is an opportunist who sides with neither the side of good or bad unless it provides value to him. always dreaming of finding the largest ruby. he is the man, the king, the clerk, Morshu.

[GuibiNohrian]

WHERE ARE YOU MY FRIEND?? THE WORLD NEEDS YOU... WE NEED MORE MORSHU... PLEASE!!

[tombofthememelich]

Another legendary track! I have a play-list devoted to this kind of thing as a joke but these songs make it kinda sick!

[rezaghassemi]

Somehow I feel like MF DOOM would be proud of this

[malbo-]

RIP MF DOOM. my man you deserve so much credit, the way you rewrite the lyrics is always so fun to see, this one might be my new favorite beside the flamingo one, thanks for your work

[FORGOTTENLE]

glad your back been missing these boss tracks

[jakedoesyoutube]

Mah boi's back at it again! Good to see you again!

[michaela]

I was just going through your old vids and then saw this pop up in my recs :) as always the lyrics are insanely inventive and fitting, love your work!

[meowmeow-vppm]

genuinely goes so hard, you really did amazing on the lyrics

[JVoltTheDumbStupidBall]

I'd been listening to some morshu remixes recently, very glad to see this. no idea what the original song is but i dont need it, this is better

[cookingwithtool]

Koridai has fallen, billions must give credit

[JVoltTheDumbStupidBall]

hey, been a while. found you in my reccomended again, wanna thank you for all the morshu mixes. nostalgic in the weirdest way for me. lookin forward to whatever youve got in mind in the future!