Weekend Update: A Frozen Embryo from Alabama - SNL

A frozen embryo from Alabama (Marcello Hernández) stops by Weekend Update to discuss the state's supreme court's recent ruling.

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[sixtynine]

Consequently, Marcello the Embryo is required to work an 8 hour shift every day after school to support himself in Alabama as there are no free lunch in that state.

[laurenw.]

"I've always wanted a twin. I think he'd be delicious." The delivery and Michael's facial expression during that line was so unhinged 🤣

[elliebethpotter]

“There’s an animal within you, and now everyone has seen it” 😂I’m dying 3:09

[t.s.adrian]

Breaking news: in Alabama eggs are now $10 each as they are actually considered whole chickens.

[Nihilist_Porcupine]

If an embryo eats another embryo is it a homicide in Alabama? Once the kid is born, believe it or not, straight to jail!

[NoticeMeShizun]

The styling for the frozen embryo s top notch 😂

[Prague]

Alabama ranks 47th in the country for overall child well-being…

[MarquisDeSacks]

I love how adorably joyful Marcello is throughout this whole bit

[penguinista]

In a twist of irony, the frozen embryo killed it!

[vectorfox]

We live in the best and worst timeline simultaneously.

[TheLeshi]

When he said "Sofia Vergara and Danny Devito", why did the captions say "Sofia Vergara and an Oompa Loompa". I'm DEAD.

[lmmy]

What I wanna know is, can I now claim these embryos on my taxes?? Cause if so freezing embryos is officially the new side hustle...

[jessetorres]

Here's my question: If an IVF procedure in Alabama fails, does that mean the doctor and/or parents could be charged with murder?

[MaraschinoPenguin]

Wow. Yeah, to be consistent, they’d have to charge one twin embryo with the murder of an absorbed twin….

[Tracy]

Try freezing a baby and then decide if a frozen embryo is the same as a baby.

[NailahRoberts]

So can you claim child support from time of conception?

[billyk...]

Travel back in time, visit Alabama today..

[coocoocake]

“ There is an animal inside you and everyone have seen it ! “

[martareitmajer]

If embryos are children then I’d like to claim my future frozen embryos as dependents on taxes. Thank you.

[marydaley]

That costume is BRILLIANT! I can't stop laughing at him!