Rosaline at Romeo and Juliet’s funeral #shorts

[themysterfox]

she didn't just dodge a bullet, she dodged a whole ballistic missile.

[witchy-trials]

this is rosaline as shakespeare intended ✋😤

[bluezebra]

As the ancient text post on Tumblr says

"What if he is your Romeo, but you are not his Juliet?"
"Then you're Rosaline, and you survive the friggin play!"

[vampman]

Every time I hear "Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, " I want to whirl around and say "You know Juliet was a REBOUND, right?"

[adriwatergirl]

This is the most accurate pop culture representation of Rosaline I’ve ever seen

[alexia]

“That my chastity would come with subsequent casualties”

That is a banger of a sentence

[manicbeyond]

"I'd look like *swiss cheese."* 🤣 Fucking dead, that was so good.

[darladay]

"Young men's love then lies, not truly in their hearts but in their eyes". Still my favorite quote

[sheaneal]

It took me a long time to realize that Romeo and Juliet isn't a tragedy because it's about two star crossed lovers that were destined for eachother, but circumstance kept them apart- Its instead a tragedy about two families who were so busy hating eachother that they couldn't even see what dumb trouble their teenage kids were getting themselves into. The tragedy is hate, not love.

[did..]

Literally every middle school girl group after they’ve all had the same boyfriend:

[inimmz]

my english classes would never address rosaline after the beginning and i was always wondering if she just stopped existing after romeo moved onto his 13 yro girlfriend and now i know, thanks stanzi

[jsanto]

Remember people; Romeo was a chode who just needed to sulk for a while, and Juliet was a young girl who needed a friend.

[thesnow_princess]

“He may be your Romeo, but you may not be his Juliette”
“That means my name is Rosaline, and I survive the play”

[dakotahholtman]

‘If I stabbed myself for every attractive man who was into me I’d look like Swiss cheese’ I freakin love you Stanzi

[murtaghmorzansson]

I'm positive that Shakespeare intended Romeo and Juliet as a satire about young love rather than a great romantic tragedy

[wtfjackaboy]

As someone who studied Romeo and Juliet for English Literature, I can confirm that this happened.

[angieg.]

Romeo literally only perused Juliet because she was the young, naive little cousin of Rosaline and he could project onto her easily, so my girl Ros won fr fr

[yer-mum]

when my english class was talking about romeo and juliet, someone blurted out “Juliet is the original Y/N and Romeo is the original alpha male bad boy. They said my way or the highway and to the highway they went.”

[christaspirit]

Ah yes. Romeo and Juliet. They stared at each other for five minutes, talked for one, kissed for four, and decided they needed to get married and couldn’t live without each other after “knowing” each other for all of 10 minutes.
Rosalina really did dodge a nuke

[sarahgrape]

she rejected him and became a nun. He couldnt handle that, so fragile