Meet the World’s Worst Roommate

Thank you all so much for one million!!

If you’d like to support the channel and earn access to exclusive content, check out my Patreon below

Subscribe, turn on ALL post notifications and make sure to drink water and hug your mother.

Check out my LinkTree!

Follow me On

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Just like people, you don't need venom to be toxic."

This dude only speaks one language. And it's facts.

[hiimpixl]

"The homicidal sea panda is truly a cheat Also they're the BEST grandmas"

[sillysauce]

"Orcas are disrespectful sociopaths that find joy in killing other animals for no reason"
(2 seconds later)
"Orcas are the best grandmas"

[KBJade]

My favorite line about the Stonefish was from a different video you did. "Its like choosing invisibility as a super power and unloading a full clip into someone because they stepped on your foot."

[TheWolfInNerdKlothing]

"We have snakes in an ocean. And I'm not talking about your ex at a beach."

Bruh...😂😂😂😂😂😂

[breadgnome]

Nature really said “life isn’t hard it’s impossible to have a life”

[undercoverfbi]

Hagfish: *feels a little threatened*
Also Hagfish: This is my kingdom come, This is my kingdom come

[Zappygunshot]

The black-banded sea snake is actually so chill that a bunch of people used to find them at the beach and wear them around their necks for a while. They stopped when they found out a single droplet of their venom could issue 60 cease and desists on life.

[Khornecussion]

" And they slap stingrays just because they can. " Steve Irwin still got shooters out here.

[karldoesstuffYT]

Fun fact: The stonefish sting is so painful that a victim begged the doctors to amputate his leg so he would stop hurting

[tanakaeuan]

"The snow leopard looking right at you."

This cammo is A grade.

[leahmeador]

Seriously discovered this guy last week, and I simply can’t get enough. He is amazing and his comparisons, or descriptive names, for the animals is amazing!

[QuartuvLarry]

"Ocean Oreo"
"Sea panda"
There's something to be said about that wide swath of lexicon you have, buddy!

[thethunderousstar-knight]

This man is like sarcastic teenage version of Octonauts, best kid show next to Wild Kratts for learning about the world!!! This is a compliment.

[madprism]

Two fun facts:

1. Hagfish do the most advanced Yoga to do what other animals do with jaws. To tear a junk of flesh from a carcass they turn their practically boneless body into a knot and push the knot against the carcass. To them, spineless (they have a chorda dorsalis, just not a fully developed spine) is not an insult, it's an approval of their badass yoga skills.

2. Sea snakes can only survive in areas with rain. The reason for that is that they need to drink from the thin layer of fresh water that forms during heavy rain to survive. Some go for extended periods of time without water, but they still need to drink at some point.

[TheHamsterMaster]

As an avid scuba diver, watching your videos is making me more and more paranoid to get into the water again lol

On a serious note though, the ocean is full of so many amazing and beautiful things. I've been fortunate enough to see both cuttlefish and octopi up close and they are truly mesmerizing.

[vaselini]

get this man his own Netflix nature documentary please

[unnecessaryartwork]

The way this man is able to come up with seemingly infinite ways to describe dying 😂

[tyroneolin]

"Australia is life on Veteran difficulty." I feel that.

[alosialee]

I found one of those parasites in a wild red snapper I bought from the local fish market once in Seattle. I kept it and took it to my environmental science class the next day. Classmates all thought I was effing nuts and asked me not to bring anything like that again while our teacher interrupted telling me "no please DO bring them in next time!". XD That class was fun and that parasite freaked me the hell out when I first found it cause it was still alive and moved. 😂😂😂