[1281] My EDC Knife vs. “Slash Resistant” Portable Safe

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[Walkeroo]

Damn, I didn't realize my butter was slash resistant this whole time.

[philophos]

There’s something strangely therapeutic about watching a security product get slashed through while the reviewer verbally tears it apart at the same time.

[danz]

"And let's slice one more time, so you know that wasn't a fluke."

[Gwalchgwyn]

I clicked the link and found the knife to be out of stock. However, Amazon did offer me a portable safe as a 'similar' alternative item. No joke.

[Roman-jiiu]

I knew the exposed strap wouldn't hold up, but the fact that the entire thing was opened easier than a blister packet was hilarious.

[titaniummechanism]

Maybe they were talking about Slash, the guitarist from Guns n' Roses.

[x]

pulling the instructions out of the new hole is by far the funniest thing

[BenMarcWilliams]

This thing resisted slashing about as well as I resist having "just one more" fudge brownie.

[dthephoneme]

This is probably the single most effortlessly devastating product review of all time.

[danabass]

Imagine the company watching the Lock Picking Lawyer just demolish your credibility in less than 3 minutes. Just brutal! Haha

[derpataur]

When an item fails so spectacularly that you can almost hear him stifling a chuckle the entire video.

[KacperKiler]

It is Slash resistant*

*
Note: "Slash resistant" is a marketing term, the grade is determined by using spoon

[paulcross]

"Slash" is a slang term for urinating over here in the UK so I will guess they were emphasising the waterproof claim

[lkchild]

Marketing department: Shit, we made a typo on “Splash resistant”.

[danielmacdonald]

The man deserves a medal for staying professional and not just bursting into laughter in vids like this where he just embarrasses company’s cocky claims.

[oriondrake]

excellent knife! I own one now, and I have to admit, when I was looking for an EDC and saw that knife, I was 80% certain that I was going to buy it, then I saw that the sellers themselves included this very video on their amazon store page in the product pictures.

[ebudd]

“What are you gonna do, slash me?”
-Slash resistant safe

[tristonmurdock]

The knife can never cut as deep as his words

[Coquillages]

These companies are getting away with this bs because they don't expect anyone to order one and then try to cut it lol. Good job!

[BardBreaker]

"And to protect your valuables, each of our safes is made with a certain percentage of slash-resistant materials."
"What percentage would that be?"
"Zero. Zero's a percent."