Top 10 Lines from Clue: The Movie

[lonedragon]

"He had threatened to kill me in public!"
"Why would he wanna kill you in public?"
"I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her."

[thatjpwing]

I live for the day when I can smash expensive crystal against an ornate fireplace and scream “Please!”

[markroemer]

Colonel Mustard: "How many husbands have you had?"
Mrs. White: "Mine ... or other women's?"

[TheRealNuriko]

Plum: what are you afraid of? A fate worse than death?
Peacock: no just death, isn’t that enough?

[jimdraper]

Mr. Green: Who would want to kill the cook?
Miss Scarlet: Dinner wasn't THAT bad.

[sarahford]

Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don’t need any help from me, Sir.
Mustard: That’s right!

[brianbommarito]

Col. Mustard: “This is WAR, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable, you CANNOT make an omelet without breaking eggs, EVERY cook will tell you that!”
Mrs. Peacock: “BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOK!”

[Still_JeffC]

Wadsworth: I am merely a humble butler.
Colonel Mustard: And what exactly do you do?
Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.

[djsaxby]

Flames has to be the best improv ever. This line is so legendary.

[Alb_]

Mrs White's "Flames". For a movie full of iconic/fabulous lines, this speech is by far the best.

[caeli]

Cop: “He’s drunk! Dead drunk!”

Scarlett: Dead right!
(Talking about a dead man)

[donmills]

I once heard Tim Curry say everyone was on the floor when Madeline Kahn did the flames speech!

[pamelafaust]

“Let us in! Let us in!”
“Let us OUT! Let us OUT!”

[vanessa.jasmine]

The group is huddled over the body of the Singing Telegram Girl.
Mr. Green: 6 bodies all together
Wadsworth: This is getting serious

[brianbommarito]

Mrs. Peacock: “Everything all right?”
Col. Mustard: “Yep, two corpses; everything’s fine.”

[magicm]

"Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?"
"I don't know. He's on everybody else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?"

[addieschabel-wright]

Mrs white: “ well it’s a matter of life after death, he is dead and now I have a life”

[vanessa.jasmine]

Miss Scarlet: Maybe there is life after death.
Mrs White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage

[theretronick]

What was J.Edgar Hoover doing on your phone?

He's on everyone else's phone, why shouldn't be be on mine?

[brianbommarito]

Wadsworth: “Sorry, didn’t mean to frighten everyone!”
Mr. Green: “YOU’RE A BIT LATE FOR THAT!”