Reacting to Your Assumptions About Me...

You assumed some stuff about me and I come clean about my secret wife Lorraine

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[PrettyAndOrOdd]

“Your boobs were so… firm”
Phil really is the Captain Holt of YouTube

[gauris]

i can already see dan cracking his knuckles and getting ready to throw the pig out all over again

[TamyM]

I love how editing Phil has a completely different vibe to filming Phil. Like editing Phil looks like he needs at least three cups of coffee while filming Phil shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a coffee machine lmfao

[itsmariadespina]

I love that louise is in on everyone encouraging dan and phil to get a dog

[jotalina]

The wife rumor never gets old. At this point Phil is being married like 4 times already lmao

[lisa_vxng]

not even 10 seconds in and we can see that phils english lit degree is still... going strong

[mariereadsbooks]

Dan is exactly the kind of person who would take up aquascaping.

[kirbyazra]

“i’m a terrible actor”

*flashbacks to kyle the american*

[littlemustacheemoticon]

I love how editing Phil looks like a mature, dreaded dad and recording Phil looks like his hyper energetic child who runs on three cans of monster and gummy bears

[HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

Phil: 'I don't know how to English'
also Phil: has an English language and linguistics degree

[MirianRodrigues]

I think the wife rumour was one of the funniest things that has always happened in the phandom

[airabelle]

i am OBSESSED with the way you edit your videos!! glad to see your postproduction degree is coming in very handy in creating pure chaos on the internet

[MintyUnicorns]

Phil, even with therapy I still don't answer my phone. Phone avoidance solidarity

[PuppetOnions]

I feel like Phil should get the pig a friend, he seems a tad bit lonely on that pedestal all by himself, perhaps a mini piglet. I’m sure Dan would love it <3

[sebastianandersson]

Phil: professional youtuber of the last 15 years
Also Phil: forgets to film an ending and has to do so whilst editing his mistake

Absolute legend. One cans’t only staneth.

[PmelZ]

that sofa is one of the best design choices you’ve shown us so far.

[penceypeach]

hearing him say that he's the same person on camera as he is in real life is awesome... I once met some people who worked with them on the interactive introverts tour and they had told me "what you see is what you get" which makes me so happy <3

[moonIion]

“You probably say yellow when you answer the phone.”

Phil: *bold* of you to assume i answer the phone

[zephyr]

Phil and his “wife” must be celebrating their 10th anniversary by now or something 😂

[EmmaThw]

Phil: nah, I don’t see a therapist
Also Phil: I am a control freak, yes