The Grimes & Elon Musk secret baby article is WILD

[bossyspaghetti]

Living in poverty when you're insanely rich- so edgy.

[CourtneyCoulson]

I've never been repeatedly bitch slapped with mind boggling facts in rapid succession before.

[ajroses]

Shit like this is why I'm never fully convinced I'm actually awake and this is all just a terrible, TERRIBLE fever dream. 😅

[forest.moss]

i CANNOT believe you skipped the part where her and Elon wonder if she isnt a real person, instead just an AI companion perfectly designed for him living in his

[missydiamond]

I think it’s safe to say that they won… they’re officially the weirdest couple ever. Someone should tell them so they can stop trying so hard.

[georgeimmanuel]

Yoooo they thought being poor was a survival game 😭😭

[vagarnaldcoochischmidt]

Is it really poverty if you spend thousands on a surrogate and multiple designer outfits and stylists for events and live in million dollar homes lmfao like you coulda sold one fancy thing of yours and had food. Not the same thing.

[MA.]

Whenever Grimes talks I feel like she’s just making stuff up as she goes along

[mrpuddingfinger]

Imagine being so rich that you cosplay being poor… what the actual fuck

[sorcellerie]

"I'm not at liberty to speak of these things" IT'S YOUR CHILD WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[tinydancer]

grimes and elon musk have successfully broken the multiverse

[dave]

Hmmm but Elon also claimed he grew up in a modest house hold, meanwhile his dad is quoted as saying they had so much money (after he invested in emerald mines) that they struggled to close their safe. 🧐

[julesking]

The thought that she said someone who’s family got rich from Apartheid era South African emerald mines
“lives below the poverty line”

is among the most infuriating things a celebrity has ever said imo

[jonnaheinila]

"Having health problems"
"Eating peanut butter 8 days in a row"

[aliciaballesteros-mitchell]

I'm sorry but I can never get over the fact that she said they "lived below the poverty line."

Being cheap with your money is NOT the same thing as being actually poor, Jesus Christ.

[dylxnmcdowell]

I liked her music for a long time but like damn. Azealia banks, Elon, secret babies, rich people living like the rest of us VOLUNTARILY, jesus fucking christ. What is this?

[bdizzle]

That doesn't sound like a good partner, he sounds abusive. She has money too, right?

[euridicejoan]

Oh and she's dating Chelsea Manning 😂😂😂

[redwillow]

How about the fact that she states "Elon will train the boy and I will train the girl."
EXCUSE ME? !?!?! You do not TRAIN your children!! Wtf is wrong with these people?

[tabithag]

The whole “lives below the poverty line” shit is nothing short of a lie. Just because he’s too cheap and doesn’t give a shit about her comfort, doesn’t mean they or he lives in poverty.

It just makes him a miser.