The Life of a Skyrim Companion

[sterbern]

He can't complain. No, literally, he can't complain. He's bound by a vow.

[Riverr]

He can’t complain. After all he is sworn to carry my burden.

[catiscray]

He gets his petty revenge by blocking doorways.

[dakotakennedy]

Lmao the dragonborn is literally just a wandering psychopath

[kingdracobonechiller]

So this is how lydia feels when I make her carry 500 bottles of nord mead around in my playthroughs

[jackalhead]

Wait until the Dragonborn instructs you to touch that groovy shining pillar located under a menacing daedric statue

[-Alter-]

Being a companion for the dragonborn has one perk; You're last on their hit list

[GeekandGlory]

Lydia: "I am here to carry your burdens."
Dragonborn: "Damn right you are!" *unloads inventory*

[Jordannnn]

Being Dragonborn's companion is huge honour comes with great responsibility(witnessing every type of crime known in Tamriel)

[theplaguedscripter]

Worst part John Skyrim has a quest that the dragonborn won't complete so he's still an essential npc

[notreallymyname]

"I need to trade somethings with you." *Unloads 10 dragon bones*

[weryd]

And then he made Faendal his steward. So that he gests to see what he mised out on every single day. 😂

[sniiiperd]

I keep telling companions to wait somewhere and then forget them for the next hour then getting mad they aren’t helping me on the other side of the map

[kokotiger]

"Oh hey, I need you to follow me back to a Daedric shrine near Windhelm, why? No reason.."

[kylehallman]

Lydia just hangs out in a cobweb infested abandoned house with 600 lbs of dragon bones while I go off on adventures alone because I know she'll die if I bring her along.

[TheTrueBigWill]

I have a bad feeling John Skyrim might be helping the Dragonborn with Boethiah’s quest after he sees this video…

[OhSkyeLanta]

You forgot: “oh, how did I become his companion? He beat the crap out of me bare handed and I made the mistake of offering to fight alongside him if he asked.”

[wallygator]

You forgot the part where he tells you to wait. 10 days later, he realizes you’re gone and tries to find you only for him not to remember where you’re at.

Edit: 2k likes? 3k and I’ll give you a smooch 😘

[SunWorshipper]

you forgot being blown away with Unrelenting Force every once in a while

[camokiler]

You don't want to take a arrow to the knee, you will become a guard and be one of the 20 he slays every Tuesday