The Kid Your Parents Made You Invite to Your Birthday Party

Where are they from?

[Thicctoester]

Bro started and WON the penis game in one turn. Legend

[esabris]

YES. My son always invited a kid like this to his birthday parties because this was the kid with no other friends. In one particularly memorable year, we rented a swimming pool (winter party). The kid ate three pieces of cake, threw up in the pool, and they had to close the pool. Good times.

[anda_smile]

The worst is when this kid is your cousin. So your parents kind of had no choice but to invite them or face the anger of their siblings.

[glocknessmonster]

The under the table kid was too accurate

[kip]

YEAH! my mom made me invite this kid to my eighth birthday and he was pretty peculiar. when it was time to open presents, he refused to move from my present opening chair and he cried and screamed until i said he could open half of my gifts. my mom forced me to say yes, as well. he opened half the gifts, then cried and screamed demanding to keep the presents he opened. my mom finally stood up and told him to have a time out.

[dnkakusei]

This is so painfully accurate that it's actually disgusting. Thank you Kyle 🙏

[TheSidewalk]

Love how they did like a formal compliment and united at the end

[shardmaw]

the subtle hint that the kid has no dad is literally hilarious

[BILLBINGUS]

“I admire your work. As do I. Join forces? Always funny😂

[feelinspiffy]

I saw this video of some guy who went to a 7/11 and had everything put into his kamikaze, even salt and pepper, even the sauces, ice cream toppings, coffee, pickle juice, working AND non working slushies

[sampletext]

Make more of this but in a school setting, But this is the exact same type kid that ate his crushes maths folder

[iancoots]

I'm sick and the "penis" game made me laugh so hard I actually almost died lol

[RayeCuh]

“Socially awkward and very disrespectful” very accurate

[danthesalmon]

The way he says “it actually tastes better” is spot on

[Levacque]

My mom hated kids like that 😂 there were 4 siblings before me, and by the time it was on me, we were never forced to invite people who were known assholes. She learned early not to play that game in her own home.

[lpsjewel]

I never had a “kid I was forced to invite” I often wonder if I was that kid but less gross. I’m autistic, so social interactions are difficult to navigate.

[pandora]

The concept of a kid's birthday party alone is enough to make me question if I want to be a parent or not

[jacobstratton]

A Jones Soda Fountain is actually really dope, never seen one

[artsiepie]

Okay- 1. We were never forced to invite anyone. 2. We didn't really throw birthday parties because my mom would make a lot of food and spend money on decorations, only for barely anyone to show. Eventually she asked us if we'd be okay without throwing birthday parties. We got more presents and had more cake for ourselves so we didn't care. Especially me since I'm an introvert

[lampshade]

Never understood parents who made you invite certain kids. Dude it's your kid, screw all those other ones, let yours have a fun time.