Drake Hates Me

What'd we do???

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Follow your melon:

Edited (besides ad) by Austen

[Alrightthatsit]

It’s so clear to me now. Drake is Santa.
- Lives up North
- Keeps a naughty list
- Keeps his lap open for youngsters (So he can ask them what they want for Christmas!)
- Wants cookies from Fantano

[Chamber]

Drake the kind of fella to alphabetically list his ops, apparently

[RicardoAlmeidatm]

The fact that the list contains not only people but organizations as well is so funny. Next he's going to start beef with concepts like gravity, time and the color sky blue.

[aspacelex]

Damn Drake underlined your name twice and drew a little skull next to it, next time you show up to school you're cooked Melon.

[jakeevara]

I love how The Alchemist had "(Producer)" on it, to distinguish him from The Alchemist (Alchemist).

[mitchellanderson]

My opps list:
- the slow and unyielding march of time
- yearning for a home that doesn’t exist

[FreeEduardGrigoriann]

I’m just imagining Drake sitting down in front of his computer, popping open Excel, updating his Opp list, and then sorting the table again by alphabetical order, feeling a sense of efficacy and accomplishment at a job done

[SSGAbdul]

My opp list:

- Anthony Fantano
- Anthony Fantano (YouTuber)
- Anthony Fantano (Music Nerd)
- Cal Chuchesta (Singer/Songwriter)
- Anthony Fantano

[Podsedneck]

I love that 50 Cent just brought a shitpost to an interview and everybody goes wild

[elklobotomy]

drake the kinda guy to scowl and say "you just made the list bucko"

[mclovin]

Just imagine a 40 year old dude having a opp list

[Giege]

My opp list this year :)

1. Stupids tax guy
2. Tayler Swift (delayed my flight)
3. Mark Wallberg (he scares me)

[cavejohnson]

you just owe him another baking recipe

[doobert]

I don't blame Drake for hating you after you ruthlessly trashed the cookie recipe he shared with you Fantano

[muchotextopod]

50 is so messy for absolutely no reason, I love it

[itsbeebaby]

LMAO THE WAY 50 JUST WHIPPED THE LIST OUT 💀💀💀

[dsyy]

My personal opp list:

- Drake (Draking Josh)
- Drake (Canada)

[Boogalyhu]

My personal op list, rate it 1-10:

- The Hamburglar
- Benjamin Netanyahu
- Christie (from 3rd grade)
- Step Dad
- The staff of my local library
- Anthony Kiedis
- Tulsi Gabbard
- That part of my kitchen spout that leaks
- Anyone saying “chief keef ain’t this, chief keef ain’t that”
- Yuno Miles
- Elon Musk
- The manager of N.W.A
- Myself

[callmethebomb]

Poor FD Signifier. Didn't make the list. He tried so hard

[peter]

Dude writing an actual alphabetical opp list is the most high school shit I've ever heard. Drake is officially the biggest dork of the music world lmao.