Mother Mother // Verbatim (LYRICS)

Sorry if there are any errors, i'm too tired

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Lyrics
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I wear women's underwear
And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror
I cross my legs just like a queer
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah
What defines a straight man's straight?
Is it the boxer in the brief or a twelve ounce steak? Nah
I tell you what a women loves most
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke

Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no more getting' elated
No more listless invitations

I live by a hospital
And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
I see people dying there
But my tender age makes it hard to care

Incinerator and a big smoke stack
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
All I need is a heart attack
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac

Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no more getting' elated
No more listless invitations

For the love of fuck
For the sake of Pete
Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me?
I am the rooster in the morning
I'm the cock of the day
I'm the boxer in the briefs
I'm a twelve ounce steak

Ayy-oh
Ayy-oh
Ayy-oh
Ayy-oh
yabo, yabo
yabo, yabo
yabo

It's verbatim
And yeah, and it's naked
And yeah, and it's shakin'
It shakes, shakes, shakes

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This video was put together by me. Anything else belongs to Mother Mother ;0; !!

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Mother Mother's Social Medias!!
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[someone_scripted]

Stop asking mommy or daddy issues or straight or lgbt
Just face it we all belong in a mental hospital

[seal]

This song not only slaps but also strokes.

[radiatorbacon]

I'm dead. My mom heard hayloft the other day from me and she just asked our alexa to play mother mother, and this song came on. My parents are conservative christians. Bye everyone. It was worth it.

Update for everyone asking: I am still alive

[Kewlboy]

This song slaps but can also stroke

Edit: omg I didnt expect this comment to get this much attention TYSM everyone!

Edit: yo hi 3 years later sup

[tonnie-tryin]

god, everything sucks but atleast there's mother mother

[katiedaniel]

Moment of silence to the people who searched up "I wear woman's underwear"

[curiosityatethecat]

*’This was another tiktok slideshow i was tagged in and it does not have a happy ending’*

[yosei]

My parents: blah blah blah...when you get a boyfriend...blah blah

Me who’s in the closet: ... yeah

[yeahokay]

I love how he says the line, “Ih weahr womahns undaweahr”

[katiebixler]

Mom when I was younger: you need to start liking girly things.

Me who started liking girls

[aimee]

The song: someone’s appearance/ actions don’t define their sexuality, straight men can be feminine
The comments: GAYEST STRAIGHT SONG EVER 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[jakesawkward]

No, I’m not LGBTQ*, don’t have parent issues I just tryna vibe *edit who let me comment some dumb ass shi like this bruh

[Sapphire.nights-]

*0:45** when you play rock, paper, scissor with your reflecfion*
*0:49** and then you win*

[scaramouche]

Good night to:
cosplayers
Gays
Cool alt people
People who listen to mother mother and nothing else
lolitas
People who can play a musical instrument
That one cool kurapika cosplayer-
The random kids who end up here-
People who collect monster high
People who only drink monster energy
People who haven’t slept in years,
The rest of you? Hi I guess?

Since there so many of you I have to give you your daily reminder to stan Loona lmao

[ivory]

“damn, your really funny” nah I’m just traumatized

[HFIAPY]

Song melody: 🎶😃
The lyrics: 😰😱💀
The videos they use this sound: 🤔❓
The context of the videos: 💀☠️💀☠️👹👹☠️👹☠️☠️👹☠️💀👺🤡🌚🌚💀👹

[breademojiwheatemoji]

this band is non-binary culture

edit: i made this comment when i was 14 & at 18, i now think it’s kind of dumb, but a dumb comment made by a middle schooler does NOTTT justify the transphobia yall are putting out in these replies. holy hell

[poppymorley]

I discovered mother mother in 2020 and tbh that’s one of the only things that stopped me from drowning myself

[minato]

0:43 this part is literally in every chess edit

[nagiitopeepeepoopoo]

Me: listens to mother mother
Also me: *Komaeda kinnie intesifies*