When Delphine asks why you still haven't defeated Paarthurnax

Never gonna happen Delphine... #gaming #gamingmemes #skyrim #comedy

[oolooo]

Remember, Delphine, the Blades are servants of the Dragonborn .The Dragonborn is not a tool of the Blades .

[Telemachus]

Delphine seems to have forgotten that The Blades serve The Dragonborn, _not_ the other way around. Partysnax gets to live because I say so Delphine. Just as you only live because I allow it.

[kratkartan]

Delphine: I am in charge!
Dovahkiin: *places deadric armored hand on her shoulder* Do you feel in charge?

[giv]

The only crime that Tod Howard committed that was worse than blue balling all of us with Serana was making Delphine an “essential character”.

[michaellove]

“You will mind your tongue. Paarthurnax is pardoned. Your lord has willed it so. You will return to your duties at Sky Haven temple, or you will be made an enemy of the Last Dragonborn.”

[KingCrazyman]

Up yours Delphine. Long live Partysnacks!

[tdexth]

fan club that doesn't even treat you right is just temporary.
GIANT LIZARD GRANDPA IS FOREVER.

[Don.M.]

“You’re the Blades, I’m the Wielder.”

[thewhatnow]

The Paarthurnax Dilemma is basically a required mod for any play through. I am the Dragonborn, you legacy larping hussy, not you—and it is my will you follow.

[Funinightmare]

*When Delphine tries to convince me Paarthurnax is too dangerous to be kept alive*

"Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth!"

[BillyYo]

Parthurnax is so badass, hes like the only dragon thats nice and his knowledge is insane hes the reason we know many shouts and that booming voice is so cool

[alexpayne]

Maturing is realising PartySnacks wasn’t the monster we all were told he was

[yberdruid]

"It's a suicide mission"
"Then prepare for death"
Unironically Goes so fucking hard

[garytwinem]

I couldn't. His cute little face...

[Elena_]

Just install the Paarthurnax Dilemma mod. You can choose not to kill him and continue with the Blades quest.

[Random_guy_]

I fr laughed when she asked me to do that

[iphone]

Look at what you’ve done you scared Ulfric and he spilled soup all over himself!!!

[ThomasCarlile-upus]

I don't know anybody who has killed Paarthurnax

Edit: You people are monsters

[anangrylumberjack]

I didn’t hate Delphine until she tried to order Parthanax’s death. You cannot make me nor do you have the capability to do it yourself

[valdrlogan]

I killed Paarthunax one time and I regretted it ever since