[1320] Opened FAST: New Sharper Image Fingerprint Padlock

[weasel]

Thought this was a repeat for a second for how familiar this looked - hell even LPL sounds like he's sick of dealing with this lock now.

[oncenterline]

Don't dismiss this lock so fast mister. This lock is perfect for securing your Urethane mallet collection! :P

[alexs]

It's not a fluke, it'll never be a fluke.

[larpagun]

LPL: This is not something I'd recommend as anything other than a novelty.
Everyone else: Who's going to buy a novelty lock?
LPL: 👀

[panhandlep]

LPL: * receives garbage lock *

LPL: *MURIEL, GRAB ME MALLET*

[wndrlur]

I just need to put this for everyone to know - I am not scared of Mr. LPL's skills in dealing with locks. I am terrified of his skills in keeping track of each and every lock ever featured here and referring to them accordingly as needed. There, I feel better now. Thank you.

[tad_tao]

"same garbage different name" damn dude you savage af

[ColinTimmins]

“I have a polyurethane mallet, let me show you it’s features!” Ha ha ha!

[UncleRJ]

Me: "A new lock?"
LPL: *pulls out two exact same locks*
Me: "ah."

[derrickbrown]

Masterlock: No one makes garbage locks but us!

Sharper Image: appears..

[enigmaticx]

So LPL demolishes their first lock. Response from Sharper Image: release an even worse lock.

[teamvigod]

I went to a storage locker yesterday where residents lock their stuff up in 8 x 8 cages. each one has a lock but one near the entrance one locker had a paper clip wrapped around the door latch. I instantly heard in my head "This is the lockpicking lawyer and what we have for you today is a low skill attack on a paper clip"

[-ZH]

If we make enough bad locks, he won’t be able to keep up

[lordlouis]

So succinct and ego free in presentation and yet so brutally honest and factual. Can we have president like this please.?!

[paulle]

I'm waiting for the day when he just looks at it and it opens itself.

[grim-upnorth]

There's something severely wrong with the world when the pre-roll ad is longer than the actual video you want to watch....

[krzysztofmazurkiewicz]

- Knock knock!
- Whose there?
- No worries im already in...

[DigitalImpostor]

"So, why did I call the lock garbage? I literally just told you that I've already defeated it twice."

[RandomToon]

There is one difference with the Sharper Image one - it costs 10 times more than the other ones. Gotta pay for that "name brand" somehow!

[robertmcdonald]

This is a perfect case of just rebrand and sell the same garbage. Thanks for keeping the spotlight on this item. As things move to purchasing online only, you can get a sense of the dubious nature of some business practices.