If Toddlers Had Lawyers

You gotta see how it ends. 😂 Ft. @johnbcrist

#Laywer #Toddlers #Parenting #DudeDad

About Dude Dad:
Hi! I'm Taylor Calmus, a Colorado-based actor/comedian. I started Dude Dad© two weeks before my son Theo was born as a way to stay creative while learning to be a father. My wife Heidi and I now have 3 kids and over 300+ videos. My purpose for the channel is to entertain, enlighten and inspire.

In addition to Dude Dad©, I have been in numerous TV shows, commercials, and have regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live. I will also be hosting my own TV show called "Super Dad" on the new Magnolia Network / Discovery+. Heidi and the kids will also be a part of the show. I am originally from the rural community of Howard, South Dakota.

If Toddlers Had Lawyers

Dude Dad

[DudeDad]

Thanks for watching please subscribe to our channel for more videos like this!

[katwat]

Love how Jon Crist is his lawyer. This is a collaboration I totally needed in my life!!!😂

[ANaturalWoman]

Otto's little smirk when Heidi told him that if they only changed him two times he would sit on it😂😂

[kathydonaldson]

Lawyer: Throws a tantrum on behalf of his client
Otto's face: Yes, this is why I'm paying you the big bucks
😂😂

[shaindlegoodwin]

I like how this one is actually fully dedicated to Otto

[naymeequillo]

That tiny smile when the "only twice a day" diaper change is mentioned 🤣 also how do you people look so fabulous with all these children around you all the time??

[tinaperez]

All props to JC but HOW did they get OTTO to do his part so well?! I don't know how they did that. Especially during John's tantrum. The outtakes can't be that bad or long cuz the shoot itself couldn't have taken long out of necessity - how did he sit, cooperate and emote correctly? So many questions!!!

[tamesburginsky]

This is epic!! As a father of a 2 1/2 year old, this is exactly how I imagine it would go. I don't know how this video showed up in my feed, but I just became your newest fan.

[AllyCakes]

I feel like this is completely true if babies had lawyers lol

[AlyJeann]

If my lawyer doesn't keep snack bags of goldfish crackers in his briefcase for me, I don't want him.

[theadaptationstationmaster]

That toddler's expression is actually the same as an adult's while their lawyer is speaking for them. Nice.

[joshstenz]

The negotiations are real! Luckily a Dum Dum holds outsized value for a two year old...

[pault]

So well done. I wonder if there is an extensive blooper real. I can't imagine a toddler staying chill for that long.

[Editorknowsbest]

Shout out to the cat! That facial expression was totally on point.

[tinaperez]

What a great guest star reveal! 😂 Great seeing JC here!

[susancnw]

The collaboration I didn't know we needed. Otto is so cute & he's getting so big. I love John Crist also. I knew he lived in CO & Dude Dad & Heidi lived in the town we lived in for 18 yrs. Just left 2 yrs ago. Before they announced where they had moved to, I recognized some scenery in town, the Dutch Bro location they went to & the Target. My daughter worked there for 5 yrs.

[lourar.]

Who ever came up with this story line idea ...excellent. To have JC be apart of this skit genus 🎉

[eerenay]

This is so good. I hope it blows up so some Internet lawyer reacts to it.

[Coooeee]

I just love Otto. He is THE cutest kid ever!! ❤

[tinaperez]

John: "Let's move on." Heidi: "No " 😹