Futurama - I love stealing, I love taking things

Episode: A Bicyclops Built for Two

[ziaq]

Me in literally any game where you can collect stuff for little to no reason

[LS]

Elder scrolls, Fallout, any game that allows my klepto-self indulges

[kevinferguson]

I sing that whenever I play any Sly Cooper game. ^^

[maxweltersworld]

Gamers when Ubisoft says we don't own our games:

[devildogkogg]

Me on Veteran's day when they're giving freebies

[disturbedpyro]

🎶Bender Is great! Bender is great! Bender Bender Bender Bender Bender is great!!🎶

[jasobres]

He loves stealin'. He loves takin' things.

[chesterstevens]

"If it ain't nailed down, we're taking it. If it IS nailed down, we're coming back with a prybar."

[PerovNigma]

Me looting everybody I just killed before talking to my NPC companions.

[cultofthevoid]

Me at the grocery store when inflation is out of control

[robogen]

Me when it gets announced we're being made redundant at work

[turbotravis]

Me in Morrowind at the very beginning of the game.

[arkankeli]

Literally my rouge like fighter in dnd who’s a massive kleptomaniac. Steals anything valuable or forbidden the minute the opportunity arises.

[MarquisLeary]

Bender joins the Brotherhood of Steel.

[Olivetank]

When you find a Minecraft village: 0:16

[lindseycambre]

Me leaving the mother baby suite with all the diapers, wipes, formula, containers and lanolin.

[niverian]

Me when burning old dreamcast games to CDs.

[Lunaristole_]

Me: constantly taking stuff out my best friends hand, 😂

[andrewberrocal]

The Goths after sacking Rome for the 832nd time

[machinegunlament]

Me at the self-checkout at the grocery store (in Roblox of course)