It absolutely caught me off guard #food

[faith-brad]

"don't worry, I got it" makes me smile so hard EVERY TIME and I don't even know why 😂

[sueme]

My man is a life coach food critic and Spanish speaking man of culture.

[Frostflame]

Also psychologically, it was proven that heartbreak, as well as loneliness, trigger the same parts of your brain that trigger physical pain. What that means is when you experience heartbreak or extreme loneliness it is quite literally painful

[marcusherrington]

That book holds more secrets than the government

[vernonwatts]

As always, thank you Jordan for being our personal google search when we're too lazy to do it ourselves.

[tatersalad]

Now we we just need a Crab version and I can evolve properly

[dracosol]

Fun Fact: these pillows can be big enough to fit your entire body into, fulfilling your introvert turtle dreams 😊
Edit: OMG so many people are interested on getting this thing! I’ve only saw these pillows currently on Amazon so their prices varies based on size. The biggest one they have is about 51.1 inches in diameter but there could be bigger out there, I’ve just not seen it. I’m probably gonna get one myself and jump on the bandwagon 😅

[MikeAruba]

"Turtle, turtle... Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?"

[DumbDixieDude]

How this made me cry at 9AM on a saturday while im not alone or lonely and im a happy man with a family? Ive never seen this kind or level of support.

[ElinaBauer-wwji]

Its not only for loneliness, to me its just a nice feeling of comfort and support... It makes you feel safe...

[thedrifter]

Finally ill be turtlely enough for the turtle club

[blaackberry]

I asked myself
"Where the hell is Jordan when you need him"
and he appeared 🤣🤣🤣

[keruc]

"Multifunctional giant wearable turtle shell pillow"... God that sounds so cool...

[AshleyRauhaus]

Hehehe I love how his voice makes everything sound important lol

[deeclark]

Awww. I felt it when he drew his head into the shell pillow. It’s all going to be okay. You’re going to be fine. This too shall pass. Sending you virtual hugs and kisses. Xoxoxoxoxo❤❤❤❤

[pattiepepper]

LOVE that Jordan's reading out of a BOOK! 😂😂😂 Turtle Treasures Encyclopedia

[trappedkitty]

It's been nine years. If I had that wearable pillow, I'd be a skeleton in a half-shell.

[KasterStar]

Three months*

*unless there was significant trauma from the relationship. Then you’re looking at YEARS of needing the turtle shell pillow weighted blanket

[rachelwoodward]

I had the greatest thing happen at work on Saturday and felt I had to share it here. I’ve been watching your videos for a long time now and never mentioned it at work and then Saturday we were talking about tictokers and my colleague say “yeah I really like that guy who tells you the fast food secrets of the world. He’s amazing!!!” And I immediately was like “that’s Jordan I love him I watch him all the time. “ so thank you for helping me bond more with my colleagues!!

[Abi-gskm]

Ahhh the IMMEDIATE relief knowing he can read my mind.