ASMR | The Rude Therapist

Alright alright alright I guess I have some time to listen to your thoughts or whatever. Best I can give you is like 30 minutes so make it quick. I need to get back to reading my book. Hey everyone! Enjoy my ASMR video with some soft spoken action and sleep triggers! DON'T FORGET TO SMILE!

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[ventabIack]

"how about this certified card"
**flashes a goofy goober member card**

[aegonpilled]

ryan: so you're my 4 o'clock?
me: *checks* *time* 6:30am
me: yeah sure

[kushifyuwu]

Ryan's videos are the most relaxing thing I ever had heard in my entire life. No question.

[insaneprogamer]

It’s like Ryan has an evil twin he does the rude roleplays and the other Ryan does the nice roleplays
That would be a funny asmr video Rude Ryan Vs Nice Ryan

[Sydney-Casket-Base]

as a person currently trying to seek therapy, this is my worst nightmare! ironically tho, this video was rather *therapeutic* (pun intended), as it allowed me to face that fear in a safe & entertaining way. so yea the video slaps

[colinryder]

you know he's rude when he has those rectangular glasses

[keepitgay]

Am I the only one that wants to see a roleplay where we're the rude one and Ryan's the poor sap that has to deal with us, I'm interested to see how he'll act on the receiving end.

[SK_]

2:58 after pausing, slowing down, and rewinding for about 10 minutes, I've come to the conclusion that it is a Mickey Mouse Clubhouse card with Mickey, Donald, and Goofy. It isn't a goofy goober card sadly.

[oisinoneill]

Man what a thoughtful and caring therapist I need to hire a true professional like him

[ShyGuyLord-pvry]

“Does that clock not say 4:02?”

Uh yeah it does but you have been reading that book for a minute and a half.

[davidcarnevale]

Good Lord the quality on your videos just keeps getting better and better Ryan! Amazing to see how far you've come!!

[jocelynlizzotte]

Ryan: "And height"

Me: "5, 7"

Ryan: "without the booster seat "

Me: "fine! 5, 5"

[TikaASMR]

He might be rude but he looks cool & his voice makes me relax, so..I'm still OK with it 👌😁✌️💚🎧

[Leopardeye]

"You look like a checkout target bag that's been flying in the parking lot for days." I LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣 Poor Deborah!!

[revengegaming]

I love how the work with atlas and collaboration between you two has created amazing product keep up the good work

[Parmesan.Without.Spaghetti]

O shit, I can’t even relax without getting roasted 100 times per minute👀

[brysoncummins]

This therapist is the reason I'm in therapy 💀💀

[catgirl]

2:58 can’t believe our therapist is Mickey, Donald and Goofy...all the same person

[ShadowQuill]

I really love how cinematic your last few videos have felt with this new lighting, I think mood lighting really suits your content!

[johnsims]

Me in the first 20 seconds of the video: “He’s the type of person that licks his finger before turning a page in a book.”

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