How the bob semple tank is superior to the german maus

This is a video about how the bob semple tank is 100% better than the German maus

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[bespingo]

The Maus didn't have a mattress for the gunner to lay on

[proudtitanicdenier]

The reason Churchill didn't ship thousands of these machines of pure destruction to Europe is because he was too afraid that the Germans might be able to copy it. If the allies had these on their side, WW2 would have ended in under a month, easily.

[TeleportingBread]

New Zealand: Not invaded because ob Bob semple tank, won the war.
Germany: Lost the war, Had only Maus

[vdb]

The Bob Semple never seen the mass production because it could have destroyed the universe

[homuraakemi]

But seriously, the Maus was completely impractical waste of a ton of money, meaning that by being cheaper, the Bob Semple was better.

[TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

As an Australian, I am incredibly proud of my sister country for creating the ultimate war machine. Good on you Kiwis.

[kingnugget]

For all the people out there, with no brain..
THIS VIDEO IS A JOKE!!! DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!
But seriously, we all know the Bob semple would completely destroy a maus in combat.

[Driver-qtjh]

Fun fact, the Bob sample has 1 more tank made than the maus. Also, SKINK MASTER RACE! VIVA LA QUAD HISPANO'S!

[jacobkeary]

The Bob Semple had matresses to lay down on... point for the kiwis

[VMVXMK]

The best weapon are the one you never have to fire, the best way to win a war is by subduing the enemy without actually fight. They made this weapon and their enemy never invaded, thus, this is the best weapon in the world.

[cmachinist]

Okay, so here's how the fight goes down. Bob Semple circles the Maus at close range expending all of it's ammo without so much as scratching the thing. Maus can't even hit the Nimble Bob Semple. Neither tank is damaged. Large Bob Semple crew, now out of ammo, rams the Maus and performs a boarding action overwhelming the Maus crew with their larger numbers and taking the tank for the glory of New Zealand. Bob Semple 1: Maus 0.

[skullexplosion]

This isn't a fair comparison. You need to compare the bob semple tank to something that it won't obliterate in seconds.

[du_nut_tuch_me]

"Worst Tank"

I guess they made an oopsy on their comments, let me fix it.

"Ultimate Tank"

[giljnagellobaculi]

the only thing that can destroy bob semple tank is another bob semple tank

[bootdude]

For one maus iz named after a mouse so it has be smol tenk, und bob semple was much bigger than mouse because he waz a human duh, so there4 bob simple tenk was bigger then maus. Also Germeny didint invad new sealand cowinsidince I THINK NOOT.

[airsickterror]

Bob sounds like a nightmare to the Maus

[hypnotised-clover]

Kiwi could be our leader, good thing newzealand never launched an attack, we would bow to our kiwi over lords

[eze]

People can make fun of the Bob Semple homemade tank, but it did have some good points. If a large force of them had been built with turret-mounted cannon, I think they could have successfully defended New Zealand against a Japanese invasion, as (hopefully we can all agree) Japanese tanks in WWII were mostly not very good by the standards of the day. The Italian tanks...not much better. Somewhere, in bizarre parallel universe, maybe the Bob Semple and the Maus dueled each other in real combat, but it wasn't to be in this universe. The video makes a valid argument about the Bob Semple being more transportable than the Maus.

[brynonjosh]

It is a proven fact that one of the prototypes of BOB semple built in area 51 had a 700mm gun and could go up to 900 miles per hour

[freddiegardner]

Bob semple: a weapon to surpass metal gear