REALLY EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE

[GianniMatragrano]

Hey. Whether or not you do get one... thank you for being here. This thing succeeding would mean a lot to me. But not nearly as much as all the support you've already given me. I've got big hopes for this and I think Smileybomb's a funny little guy you'd like having around, but don't you dare feel bad if you don't get one. You enjoying my work is already more than enough. Don't let anything I ever sell ever make you forget that. You're already enough. Thank you.

[Singingnoob-minutesdirty]

Gianni voicing over Gianni omg this is incredible

[doanale]

The grunting and heavy breathing takes me back to "oh hey babe"

[ShallowVA]

I like the kind of merch that will actually just kill me.

[Cahrssomething]

So excited that Gabriel from ultrakill got to voice Gianni!

[chipdrawzstuff]

finally i can have gianni in my house and make him do all the funny voices i want

[BjornDennis]

That's a really good Gianni impression! I almost forgot you were Luke for a second!

[ThatOneGuy-wrrh]

gianni could literally send me a comically timed pipe bomb that explodes when i open the mailbox and i would still think it's the funniest shit of the day

[SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Something so satisfying about hearing that reading of “I AM MAILING YOU A BOMB”

[sirdumbone]

Finally i can scream ''i have a bomb'' at the airpoirt

[scoutszewc]

I loved when Gianni said “it’s unabombin’ time” and unabombed all over us.

[poignantkraft]

Gianni grunting has made me feel things I have never felt before

[prag]

Oh...
It's not a plush.
Its literal pipe bomb

-My last words after receiving package from Gianni

[absoluteidiot]

Never before have I been so excited to receive a death threat

[Crackability]

The bomb is looking mighty soft and huggable

[CommandantLennon]

It would be absolutely hilarious if it had a pull string with random Gianni voice lines

[altf]

"NOOOO DONT TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE"

[goldfishbrain]

i like to imagine that he indivually carefully hand-crafted every single one of them and gave them a kiss befor shipping them out.

[slickcalf]

the 2 horsemen of having literal bombs for OCs, Funke and Gianni

[sillylikestodraw]

The expressions on the bomb is so joyous!