I Found The Most Unhinged Story in Roblox History

A 14-year-old tiger furry pirate captain. A knockoff Nova from Bleach with wings. A 500 foot tall Krakor dragon. A stock photo werewolf from 2008. These, and many more, are all characters in what is quite possibly the most unhinged story that the Roblox platform has ever seen. And the best part? It's all written in roleplaying asterisks with the stellar grammar and literary poise that only a group of 10 year old Roblox players could muster.

Here's the full story if you want to read it yourself for some godforsaken reason:

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[eggguy]

I like how because of Ben's backstory being so unknown that everyone just essentially agreed to make him the equivalent of Ron from Kim Possible where he's just that regular guy who's just kind of there

When Nitro said he’d be making more interesting content, he wasn’t messing around.

[catbeweird]

As someone who personally worked alongside roblox support for quite a while and used to have a huge obsession in cataloging obscure roblox history, some of which I even took part in, when I was younger, I applaud discoveries like this. Your videos seriously take me back to one of my childhood games. Especially since 2009 was righr in my era. Great video as always!

[togeluga_the_cat]

the fact that theres just a normal guy called "Ben" while allmost every one has a shit ton of super powers abilitys and haxes with with ridculous weaponry plus the fact that most of his backstory is plain unknown just makes it better

no one knows how he got there, no one questions it, hes just there going along and vibin

[theonlysamman]

I love that Leon just peaces out after half the story despite being almost the main character in the beginning, and nobody says anything about it.

[StacticeRyo_]

this story is cringe
in a good way and its good seeing people just having fun roleplaying their silly story

[Moxxie]

I love how some people wanted to have a good story and others just cause chaos.

[KOAlleyCat]

26:40 - Man, that comment hit home. I honestly don't remember ANY details about the RP except for my friends and how we had the longest thread in ROBLOX. But the "cursed to never find food" was definitely a subconscious kid-brain insert. At the time between 2008-2010 I'd been dealing with homelessness and in and out of different houses. I remember that I was always hungry. That's actually really sad to see that I'd stated that so many times. Thanks for the work in uploading this, man. It's so wild to think about. ROBLOX was definitely my escape for a good portion of my youth.

[cazzok]

This story sounds like it was written by those kids in adopt and raise who name themselves stuff like demon/don’t touch tail/ werewolf/can turn bullies nice by touching them”

[sunflwerrr]

Legit, I need to hear all of part 2. Im drawing while listening to this and honest to god my jaw is dropped. This low-key is better than twilight.

[JungéShikisanki]

We need an animator to animate the entire story, children would LOVE this.

[Ikarusu]

I'm emotional by how despite being the most edgy teenager story i've seen on roblox, they still decide to break the throne and deny all powers in a cliche happy ending.

[KatietheKreator]

this story is so great that I lost track of who each character is immediately after they were all described, excellent indeed

[ParaHard]

Wealth, fame, power.
Nitro Lord the king of the pirates obtained this and everything else the
World had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.
“You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered
Together in one place. Now you just have to find it! ”
These words lured men to the grand line, pursuing dreams greater than they
Ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great pirate era.

Come on board and bring along,
All your delusions and dreams.
Together we will find everything
That we’re looking for.

Gūfī Piece

Crew left behind.
It’ll only slow us down.
Your OP race will be your guide.
Raise the sails and take the helm.

That legendary place,
That the end of the map reveals
It’s only legendary,
Till Tiffany proves it real.

Through it all,
Through all the lack of troubled times,
Through the no heartache
And through the avoid of pain.
Know that I
Will to stand by you,
Just like I know you’ll kill by me.

So come on board and bring along,
All your 500 foot tall titans and dreams.
Together we will find everything
That were looking for.
There is always room for you,
If you wanna get demoted to gunner.

We are!
We are
On the forums!

We are!





Directed by: Me
Produced by: Me
Published by: Me
Vocals: Me
Writing: Me

[ataraxiaholy]

sad that leon's character wasn't developed more after he rejoined the crew..

[vashthefortress]

Well. I think you'll be surprised to hear this Nitro, but the person behind Tallia is now apparently an MMA fighter! Crazy how life works.

[ferdinandhlavac]

You know what? I’m glad they had fun. This seems like it would’ve been awesome to play in at the time.

[victoriouswinner]

this is quite possibly the best piece of literature ive ever read. this should be read at schools.

[LoganLatios]

27:39 "its also in love with ben... according to ben."
this is the greatest part of the whole story.

[hoptikalgigghsd]

What a madman. He read all those 715 pages for us. Respect.