Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo | The South Park

Mr Hankey the christmas poo, he loves me, and i love you

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[techeyer]

petition to put this on the christmas radio

[Patukah]

why is it actually so catchy, this is a certified banger

[Spaghetti_noodle_]

My uncle used to show me this every Christmas. Now I’m a huge fan of South Park

[briansadler]

He loves me and I love you, therefore vicariously he loves you 😆

[xShinigamiRyukuux]

Flashback: It's 2002, I'm 7 years old, it's Christmas, and my parents sit me down in front of the TV with a DVD they thoughtless picked up from from the bargain bin. I went into the next year a lifelong fan

[BulletYTube]

Lyrics: We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty, who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Small and brown, he comes from you
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown (mhmm)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you
I can make a Mr. Hankey too
Howdy Ho!
I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Season's Greetings to all of you
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now, before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho-ho, yum-yum-yum
Christmas time has come
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he's practically water
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And won't fall in the toilet, 'cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet, and finally it does
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he must leave too
Flush him down, but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on
Howdy Ho!

[TheBushSpirit]

I remember being obsessed with this song in kindergarten

[simonmarks]

I really want this to be played at my funeral

[santiagocarretero]

Do you realize that Mr Hankey is born from Mint Berry Crunch... That explains the magic

[rcr-ztof]

On the way home from Thanksgiving dinner I play this in the car to kick off the holiday season. I get yelled at by my mom and aunt but my dad usually was snickering in back…

[WornSteve]

The mailman is the only one that actually walks. 😂

[clownfishman]

I love the nostalgic animation style of the mailman!

[raphaelnoar]

This song makes me cry everytime i hear this, renembers of the early Sourh Park

[mattjayce]

When you realized the first appearance of Mintberry Crunch was him taking a shit

[heavenlyhavens]

Finally, a rapper that doesn't mumble🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[TONYCOV]

Sometimes he's Nutty, sometimes he's Corny he can be brown or greenish brown, Mmm, but if eat enough chocolate, cheese and turkey by Christmas might come to your Town!

[teemujussila]

"But all of those stories seem kind of... gay!"

[Alan-ojps]

They never did an origin story of who originally pooped out Mr hanky

[quasimodoandfievel]

0:55 we didn't know who this child really was back then...

[Shotmybiscuit]

Mr. Hankey’s Christmas classics
South Park
Season 3, episode 15