Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan OVAs But Really Really Fast - Animation

a story about the stories about a punchy boy's unhappy neighbor

~~Subtitles for various languages graciously provided by~~
Turkish - Mehmet Erdem

[Viva_Reverie]

Just published captions! Apologies for taking a hot minute to do so, please enjoy the video now in fully understandable words you can read!!

[LunaLinkle]

I love how Rohan ran into a dude who had insane bizarre strength and had muscles shaped like wings and instead of assuming it was a stand ability he concluded that the guy must be an incarnation of Hermes

[SickVoid]

Just realized Heavens door is probably the only definitive way to determine whether Mikitaka is actually an alien or just a stand user.

[Pikaman]

“Wait a minute, we skipped a bunch of episodes!” Funnily enough they didn’t, this is actually the release order of the original manga chapters. For some reason Araki decided to write thus spoke Rohan Kishibe chapters in a completely random order

[GummyColaChief]

"Would you like to have a sleep over?"
"Sure why not"
"Would you like to fix mah Dad?"
" *NOT IN THE MOOD* "

[jaypyro]

1:42 "Are you really an alien?", Rohan asked calmly.

[geardog]

Jojo part 4 1/2: The author's own adventure

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I still can't believe we're finally getting Stone Ocean, it was worth the wait

[firekraken]

I love this but Jotaro is still looking for Josuke.

[zannchristo]

I love how Rohan casually knows the existence of ACTUAL GODS and the afterlife, but says "fuck it, *dark pink b o i"*

[Viva_Reverie]

Part 5 next!! It's gonna take a while but I hope the wait will be worth it!! 💙💙

[MfwPrivate]

This will actually be very very fast, since it's literally 4 episodes

[strawby]

thus spoke kishibe rohan, also known as RoRo’s bizarre authorventure

[mungbean]

I like how Josuke's the only one that's facing backwards and silent because they prolly couldn't get his voice actor for this

[indecision]

"It all started when I was punched so hard I flew all the way to Italy."

I like how he says it as if it's a perfectly normal thing.

[memerio]

When the premiere of Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan but Really Really Fast and the Stone Ocean anime confirmation happen on the same day: “Yes! It’s a dream come true! A fantasy! There’s no other experience like this!”

[KirbyLinkACW]

What a way to celebrate the confirmation of Stone Ocean!

[topcat]

It would be funny if Jotaro was in the white background looking for Josuke.

[MegaManXPoweredUp]

2:58
Rohan needs to learn the difference between "a swell guy" and "a *swole* guy"

[starstruck]

I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THE WII SPORTS REFERENCE-