we LITERALLY turned all of reddit into a video.

Lexi | When the Teletubby is sus 🤔: 00:00:00
Robin | You're NOT allowed to say that!!!: 00:06:56
Damien | DO NOT USE BLADE: 00:17:38
Jack | tooth brush: 00:28:51
Robin | AHAHAH BOOMER: 00:46:38
Lexi | McDon't: 01:02:04
Robin | he will inhale you.: 01:13:10
Robin | this brings me so much pain: 01:27:10
Zach | HE. WATCHES.: 01:27:10
Robin | i suppose so: 01:50:10
Damien | HUH: 02:05:50
Robin | send me you're toes: 02:14:42
Robin | Why?: 02:31:07
Lexi | click for instant regret: 02:40:36
Robin | JEFF?!??: 02:52:33
Robin | KEEMSTAR'S CHAD CHIN: 02:59:35
Lexi | 3/4 there :\: 03:14:57
Robin | plane not feeling too good: 03:14:57
Robin | sorry WHAT?: 03:41:27
Zach | Yes, true.: 03:49:17
Robin | h̶̗̺͖̔͐͂e̵͚̍̀͗ḷ̶̈p̷̧̮͎̊̏̊͜ͅ ̴̙̫̼̄͊̀m̸̨̺͒è̶̫̈́̿̚ ̴̮͐: 03:58:00
Robin | ouch: 04:04:39
Damien | you know... he's right.: 04:13:51
Robin | Thanks Google: 04:25:13
Robin | chickenless bone: 04:35:57
Jack | yes.: 04:35:57
Robin | we need to delete AI: 05:07:51
Damien | true... i guess?: 05:23:56
Robin | DON'T PRESS IT.: 05:36:39
Lexi | memes that make you breathe: 05:47:21
Damien | REALLY GOOD AT BOWLING: 06:04:56
Robin | I DON'T WANT TO!: 06:15:33
Jack | bonk: 06:26:00
Robin | *windows startup noises*: 06:39:07
Robin | FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S GOES MOBILE 😎: 06:54:57
Damien | sort of true?: 07:05:35
Robin | adasdas: 07:18:34
Robin | sleep well :): 07:18:34
Damien | pokemon NO: 07:46:30
Robin | not wrong..: 07:56:51
Robin | 9̵͉͎̌3̷̨̯̱̕4̷̛̗̺͗9̵̻͖͎̉̀8̴͍̮̭̅̚: 08:07:29
Lexi | must wash WHAT??: 08:15:21
Robin | DON'T CUT IT!!: 08:22:26
Robin | uhhhhhh: 08:33:05
Damien | INVISIBLE TAPE: 08:42:12
Robin | ewwwwww: 08:55:13
Robin | bruh,,. is that thing okay?: 09:03:01

[BuiHieuDong]

This 9 hours long video is gonna be better than most movies out there.

[xdoorx]

holy shit, the editors deserve a raise for this one

[alizaidanthamyeez]

Screw sleep. When EmKay uploads a 9 hour video you know you gotta watch the whole thing in one sitting

[NothingHappend.]

7:24:40 I didn’t know Pokémon could be more terrifying than the Teletubbies!

[Bowossum]

I love listening to emkay while I sleep but nothing is more unsettling then jack reading in a tone that only people who have a terrible sleep schedule will understand.

[GooberX]

God this must've taken so long- great job emkay editors and crew!

[death_rose]

The editors are god tiered. They maxed out their stats and have reached peak excellencey. But seriously props to the editors for this, we're all great ful and we love yall!

[mugmannose]

I will commit crime if emkay dosent give their editors a massive raise

[feuerling]

For the pepsi crab, the creator actually gave his reason:
"I was tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer.
I wanted rain and I thought the best way to do that was to make god cry"

[Mwithnovideos.]

Thumbnail is re-goddamn-diculous but hil-f**kin-larious. Laughed so hard I got a leg cramp

[Just_a_commenter]

A single video to carry me through my entire day of work... I didn't know I needed this, but now I know. And I appreciate every last minute of entertainment you fine folks at Emkay provide for us. c:

[Mega_idk]

Surely the magnum opus of this channel. Congrats to the team!

[purple_crafterin]

When you realize it's a 9-hour video, but then that you already watched it 1.5 hours while not having noticed that the video is 9 hours.



Edit: 5 hours in, I realize they just took old videos and taped them together.

[astoopidperson]

7:10
Don't forget
"BaTS aRe BiRDs!"

[Blue-vsfj]

4:15
Omega Mart Omega Mart
You have no idea what's in-store for you!

[thephony]

Y’all should do videos specifically for the narrators! 10 hours of Robin, 10 hours of Jack, 10 hours of Lexi, etc

[Daveeeeeeeeeeed]

Holy mother of God if those editors do not get a raise, bonus, AND a basket of appreciation muffins IM going to bring it to them because they absolutely deserve it. Those poor souls.

[haggisenjoyer]

36:15 is comic is sad, yet heartwarming? It's hard to describe it.

[FiatUno]

I started watching this video without reading its title nor seeing the time and I was like 2 hours in when I realised it was a NINE HOUR video. Amazing

[hiraeth_neevous]

2:48 if it makes you feel better, he was born a bird from bird parents and he, as a bird, got a quirk that somehow then turned him human and human parents adopted.