Clearing out a goblin camp. #dnd #adventurers

Episode 1 of Gabriella &
Two adventurers clear out a goblin camp.
Gug nog the big bad has reportedly forced goblins to rob the roads.

[jokervynehahaha]

If I had a copper for every goblin that hated their entire tribe, I'd have enough copper to get raided by a goblin tribe.

[cogsworther]

Point: "We killed everyone she's ever known. Can we really trust her to be 'switching sides?'"

Counterpoint: "Then how can you not respect her mercenary attitude?"

[zigfaust]

Party Member: "It speaks Common!"

Me, kneedeep in gobbo blood: "Dude.... I speak goblin. I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD TRY TALKING TO THEM FIRST!"

[RetroTaylor]

Our dragonborn adopted a tribe of Kobolds after their chief was killed. They pretty much just either saw him as the biggest kobold they've ever seen or a small red dragon, but either way they had a healthy respect.

[___iambi]

I'm imagining a similar scenario where gnolls just killed most of a town, and one girl can speak broken abyssal.

[Dr.PlagueDr]

“Are you gonna make a point or just keep listing numbers?”
This was an in character line at an actual table

[franciscorui]

The one rule everyone can agree about goblins; they switch sides very easily and they are great companion when they switch to your side.

[ryanrobot]

An actually evil goblin is way more likely to become real friends with a party than a good one

[chadledgerwood]

There’s ALWAYS one goblin or kobald who hates their recently devastated tribe. It is always the sole survivor of the fight because it stayed out of the fight. Totally logical. Ask Meepo or Droop.

[rainesorrow]

Look, if the DM gives you a chance to go on a quest with a goblin. You go in a quest with a goblin. Even if they betray you, you can always kill 'em later.

[Pantherman]

"We probably killed everyone she's ever You think she's just going to switch sides????"


"Yes"

That made me laugh so hard. Keep it up Zee, LOVE these small segments/stories!

[ceanator]

Goblins have been subjugated so many times that utimately I don't think most of them care who they serve as long as they're strong.

[NerdySatyr]

"What's Gognuk?"
*GOG DEEZ NUKS*

Ha gottem.

[ASUbuckaroo]

No adventuring party is complete without their goblin mascot.

[TidalShadow]

One of my party members adopted an entire goblin tribe. Sure, they're thieves and murderers, but so are most adventurers. They are extremely loyal to her, and it's kind of adorable. It also proves that a coordinated goblin army is terrifyingly powerful even at higher levels.

[andresmartinezmorte]

Love how the human stops a little before saying "What's a Gug Nog?" to think if he's going to fall in a dezz nuts joke

[MythicMachina]

One of the unwritten commandments of D&D: The last surviving goblin will always become the party mascot. No Exceptions.

[MrBardTard]

Gabriella is pragmatic goblin.
OThers are dead, yes. But Gabriella lives. T
his is win for Gabriella.

[ghackotpony]

My players "adopted" their own gobbo friend. His name was Pox. We had some people who never played before so I used Pox as a way to help them get in their character's headspace with questions about morality and the world.

[kriswithadagger]

By unwritten law, our party adopts any monster that defects. Gabriella is family now.