FAZBEAR FAMILY | Animated Pizzeria Simulator Rap!

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator!
Blimey, this was a big one! 'Keep it simple' should set off alarm bells because whenever I say it to myself, I inevitably won't...
So here it is, the first Stupendium track of 2018! Curse you, Scott Cawthon for dropping FNAF 6 out of the blue right before Christmas!
I had an awful lot of fun (and sleepless nights) animating this one, so I hope you all enjoy!
Huge thanks to Harry101UK for his help with Baby's vocals!

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Lyrics, Vocals and video by The Stupendium!
And thanks to the wonderful Liz for lending me her supreme felt-tip pen skills. ;)

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[TheStupendium]

LYRICS HERE! They're too long for the description... xD

VERSE 1
Open up the doors and let them in
Gotta mop the floors and clear the bins!
Better check the stores and order in!
Don’t you just adore this sort of thing?

Welcome to Fazbear Training and your new career!
Please just ignore the staining, the last guy disappeared.
Management may be frustrating, it's gonna be weird.
To hold team meetings as the only employee here!
It's guaranteed that you'll probably succeed
Cutting corners is just how you achieve
Remember that return customers are key
So try to let at least a few of them leave

Lally's Lollies! You'll have a lolly good time!

CHORUS
Welcome to the Fazbear Family!
Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)
You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth
Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)
Who's scared of a little liability?
Health and Safety? More of a Luxury.
You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear
Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here

VERSE 2
Hear the creaking of gears creep in your ears
Deep secrets we have been keeping for years
Can you keep from their teeth and your sheets from arrears?
No funeral cover, so sort your affairs
Who would think this could be such a lethal career?
That cuddly creatures could leave you in tears?
No culinary teachers could leave you prepared
For guarding the kitchen while screaming in fear

You gotta be kidding me, Kiddies come here?
For tyrannical mechanical murderous bears?
I was planning for a life as a restaurateur
So, robotics was probably an awful idea!
Now I’m the boss of a cursed pizzeria
I'm no villain, just an innocent entrepreneur
I want to fill children with fun and with cheer!
Not kill them and fill them with pistons and gears!

Marty's Plungers! Nothin' goes down that can't come up!

CHORUS
Welcome to the Fazbear Family!
Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)
You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth
Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)
Who's scared of a little liability?
Health and Safety? More of a Luxury.
You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear
Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here

VERSE 3
So, play the music, light the lights
You're gonna get a private show tonight
Discount items might be nice
But save too much, you'll pay the price!
There's a world of cheap attractions to buy!
Or save the cash and find them outside
That pestilent elephant is a hell of a find
But a malevolent element could develop inside
We're gonna get you to the end of the week
Now you can run a restaurant effortlessly
‘Cus you can clean the toilets at the press of a key!
Just check the ball pit for any fleshy debris
Flo's Glossy Floss! The first step to true romance!

CHORUS
Welcome to the Fazbear Family!
Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)
You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth
Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)
Who's scared of a little liability?
Health and Safety? More of a Luxury.
You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear
Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here
Hey, BonBon! It's the birthday boy!

VERSE 4
Well hello again! Here we go again! Start the show again!
I think we all know the direction this is going in!
You sit by the vents and prevent us getting in
Then get a big hug from a friendly exoskeleton!
No use in fleeing, you're feeding a sequence, keeps repeating
No time for grieving, the scene is teeming with demon playthings
Reeking and leaking, unspeakable freaks who need spring cleaning
Just keep the springs dry! Or you’ll end up screaming!
It’s safe to say you aren’t what we all expected
But you’re a gift and it’d be rude to just reject it
We were built to dance and sing but we’re infected
So make us whole, feed us the souls that you’ve collected

BRIDGE
I’m not a monster, I just want to be liked
Am I what you designed, daddy? Do you feel pride?
I want to talk about these feelings deep inside
But every time I open up some children tend to die!

VERSE 5
Congratulations, your probation was a triumph!
But we're afraid that you're now surplus to requirement
Unfortunately, we will need to keep you silent
You'll find our severance package gets a little violent!

CHORUS
Welcome to the Fazbear Family!
Clean family fun! (With some tragedy)
You've sunk your savings, they'll sink their teeth
Into a juicy slice! (Or a lobotomy)
Who's scared of a little liability?
Health and Safety? More of a Luxury.
You've got a lot to learn, so if it's unclear
Just know the crusts aren’t all that's getting stuffed here!

[justrenderin]

I think my favorite thing about this song is HOW ACCURATE it is to the game. Within the first minute we don't hear or see anything dangerous because that's what the game did on Night 1. It lured you into a weird sense of false security as no one knew what to expect as the game just acted like a pizza simulator. Then as the song progresses, everything gets grimier and darker as the game gets more dangerous. Absolutely fantastic attention to detail.

[silverdandylmao]

I can't stop listening to Baby's part in the song, the way the two voices overlap. The first says lines like she does in the game and the second voice is the one that's actually singing and is filled with emotion. I mean, she IS 1/2 murderous robot and 1/2 tortured soul which just makes this song EVEN MORE AMAZING.
"Am I what you designed, Daddy? Do you feel pride?" I don't know why that hits me so hard but it does...!
* hugs stupendium coz he deserves it *

[crunchymunchybones]

can we just... take a moment to appreciate how this man sung EVERY part, including Baby's???

[ballisticblocker]

When Baby starts singing I love the detail that you can hear a different voice coming from both sides. It’s like both the spirit of Elizabeth and Baby are singing at the same time.

[yogurttot]

"Who's scared of a little liability?"

_Markiplier: Lefty is 5 dollars!_

[Cherry-eerq]

Stupendium: let’s make all the FNAF 6 characters sing
Lefty: when do I sing
Stupendium: you don’t

[thetierbridge]

Am I the only one who just noticed that after Molten Freddy asks if its getting hot in here, Scraptrap does a little “not this again” groan.
This guy is the man!

[jely]

I like how Stupendium just had a voice for horror game protagonists that stays relatively consistent. I'd like to learn more about this person and how they end up in all these situations.

[ahnyhunter]

I was about to be like, “I like how Henry is British all of a sudden, ” then I realized the artist is British.

[DaRegularSauce]

I wanna hear a FULL Funtime Freddy song cause i lOve ThaT VoIcE

[bethanyellievlogs]

“Well hello again! Here we go again! Start the show again!”
DON’T THINK I DIDN’T NOTICE THAT IN BACK TOGETHER

[tanmaysingh]

Your design for scraptrap looks better than the actual design

[jamessamb]

The "I'm not a monster, I just want to be liked" is actually quite sombre and hits hard everytime I hear it. I've listened to this many, many times starting in 2018, jeez time flies but fantastic songs like this always pull you back.

[baneofthedark]

Stupendium: "Ahh finally, my Tattle tail rap is finished! Now I can finally kick back, relax, maybe go out..."

Scott Cawthon: "FNAF 6 is out everyone!"

Stupendium: "Welp nevermind"

[LucidWeedy]

Holy hell, I just realised the lyrics of the falling Helpy's have shadows that match up with the lights being shown in the background. That's honestly an insane attention to detail.

[coreyneedssleep]

4:28 woah.
I love how you find every aesthetic for the right games and incorporate it perfectly into the song while rapping and animating amazingly!

[jimnelson]

Molten Freddy: "Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"
** BURNS TO DEATH **

[mrspaceinvader]

(Little spoiler warning for the books)
4:06 - 4:15
I'm not a monster, I just want to be liked
Am I what you designed, daddy?
Do you feel pride?

Page 172 of Five Nights at Freddys The Fourth Closet.
"The animatronic girl had returned to her former appearance. William Afton watched her with a gleam of pride.

Welp everyone it's confirmed daddy does feel pride!

[tenacityxl]

I love what you did with the lyrics, the actual singing in the background while the characters would talk in the “foreground” as it were. Also loved how Helpy started slowly deteriorating of the course of the song.