Out of Pocket Texts

#funny #memes #shorts

[Caro-]

Naw the blender. To any man it is like a radioactive feeling of immense pain when that is read

[hannii_bee]

The “there’s the shower, and there’s the bathroom” dude ain’t taking no crap

[nuggetsandramen]

For some reason the capitalist one got me 💀

[melka]

I also get a lot of this type of texts
One of my favourite was "I'm going to frick you in the jungle and you will wake up all the animals" and later he was telling me how will he build me a campfire, read me books, kiss my head and hug me. He was... weird

Just yesterday a guy was texting me, saying that he will kidnap me, and do...things...when I told him he's weird he called me a dumb wh o re
Men are weird

[God-Of-Hyperdebt]

Bro, the dude who thought that was a horn is probably blind

[thekingoftheworld]

Bro let's end capitalism together 😉❤️✊

[banditthegreat]

The last one reminds me of this femboy asmr. It haunts me

Edit: you now have sauce

[ezra]

The last one is gross if its not gf. And even so why is that the only intention to have sex with someone instead of trying to make them feel better

[airlord]

Let’s be real bros wee wee wouldn’t have reached the blades

[Keba]

If a girl said she wanted to end capitalism, instant turnoff

[AlatroyX]

Damn, i just turned on this short. Why are we blending things????

[mine]

bro that first one wtf why you have to put that image in my mind

[EllpaFox]

The commie one
I’ll take them
They sound like a fun friend to have! ^^