Dumped in Ewolin - NPC D&D - Episode 68

Our heroes find themselves dumped in Ewolin forest. Months journey on foot from Honeywood and far to the south of where they want to be

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*SPOILERS:* Sorry I'm late, everyone gets Inspiration. TIME FOR A CALLBACK!

0:31 Title Card
0:40 Please keep your hands & feet inside the portal at all times
0:56 _What are you doin' in my SWAMP?!_
1:02 Everyone roll Dexterity save for the landing
1:42 Alan rolls Dex save for Poppy
2:07 Welcome to Ewolin!
2:13 Rowan needs a Long Rest
2:47 _Mage Bitch Hand Slap_
2:54, 17:24 NPC D&D out of context
3:16 I'm having trouble suspending my disbelief
3:34 NOT THIS SH*T AGAIN!
3:47 Hammer Time
3:55 Adventurer, can you help me find my Grandfather's Hammer?
4:06 Everyone rolls Perception for ????
4:42-5:16 Bodger has an epiphany, everyone else has an aneurysm
5:22 Baradutiful Mind
6:00 This is a fantasy adventure story, why would we use the measurement system of any region that actually had a medieval period?
6:25 Javy Throw (Disadvantage)
6:34 Rowan rolls a Nat 1.... (has the Van Lier Dice Curse been lifted?)
6:46 Hey Rob, I'm real happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but _Shatter_
7:04, 8:55 Gold Star for Ben (someone's been reading up)
7:24 You may have taken my staff, but you forgot to take *MY STA-* oh, wait, sh*t
7:40 The movie version of Dumbledore casting _Magic Missile_
7:48 Can we subtract Inspiration?
8:23 The American version of Dumbledore casting _Magic Missile_
9:22 Red Flag
10:15 I'm a "Healer", but....
10:41 You know what we need? More frogs!
11:06 I can haz BatBob?
11:13 I can haz Grandfather's Hammer?
11:37 Quick Item Rules Check
11:53 You can haz Grandfather's Hammer
12:01 Bodger/Rowan living the dream
12:08 *snort*
12:21 "You've crossed the line!"
12:26 Roll to see if you can make this attack as epic as you want it to be!
12:52, 17:29, 20:43 Another Ben Noise for the soundboard
13:00 I object! Overruled.
13:19 Greg rolls Investigation to see how much of his stuff got snatched
13:24 Greg (completely naked): "For the peace of the kingdom! For the alliance!"
13:54 Bob rolls Perception for any more frogs legging it (get it, frog's legs? I'll stop....)
13:59 Never mind what I rolled, I rolled the best roll anyone has ever rolled, I rolled great
14:24 _Achievement Unlocked: Furious Shout_
14:40 Do I sense a callback?
14:56, 17:46 How Chase Encounters Work
14:58 *The Kill:* _Mercy Splattering_
15:22 *Mask of No Sight*
15:33 What Baradun sounds like to Daredevil
15:45 When the mage doesn't have their stuff
15:55 *Instinctive Pounce...?*
16:25 Bob's new go-to move; *Telepath Inside Their Brain*
16:40 Bob rolls Spellcasting check to telepath
17:07 Bodger rolls Athletics to run
17:37 Alan rolls a *zero* on a d12 for an Athletics check Rob didn't ask for
18:06 Today's Word of the Day is "Brachiation"! (In layman's terms, "parkour, parkour")
18:31-18:46 *Become* the monkey
18:47 Greg rolls Acrobatics for parkour, parkour
18:49 Alan rolls a Nat 20!
19:13 Baradun rolls -Insight- Nature to figure out where frogs will go
20:09 Baradun rolls Insight to figure out who frogs will go to
20:29-21:11 *The Catch:* _Greg, Greg, Greg of the Jungle!_
21:33 Old Wooden Shack
21:43 Wouldn't it be fun if....
21:50 *Rob sets the stage (literally) thanks to Modular Realms*
22:32 ....it couldn't be....
22:50 ....Return of the King Lord Sir Conrau, Ruler of All of Lightwood!
23:08 Show of hands, who loves the Bullywug King vs who doesn't?
(My vote is a resounding *Love)*
23:17-23:39, 24:38-25:11 I wish I had (or was) a DM that gave this kind of a performance for an NPC
23:40 Gold Star for Adam
23:53 Baradun rolls Deception to lie about doing what he promised
24:26 Guys....Bodger's getting that look....
25:12 He means well!

[catherine]

He's an actor.
He's a detective.
He's a parkourist.
He's... Greg. The most versatile garlic farmer!

[finalfantasylegend]

Something I love about this
A lot of people getting into playing dnd have the impression it’s going to be like critical role and be organised
This group is a real representation of the average dnd game just a bunch of friends being chaotic as fuck while the dm tried to tell a story regardless

[LPScarlex]

Imagine Greg, who has been constantly doing pushups and now is canonically able to parkour like Tarzan in future episodes

[burebor]

Players and watchers: "We. Want. HONEYWOOD!"
DM: "I refuse! NEVER!!!"

[cmoor]

That exploded corpse in Gregs shop is getting RIPE

[czechmorticia]

Learning English with Rob: today's word is brachiation! Thanks for these super useful words, Rob!

[HadamRose]

Greg, Greg, Greg of Honeywood strong as he can be. BISCUITS! Watch out for that tree. Watch out for that, bang, oh, ah tree. Greg, Greg, Greg of Honeywood, WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!

[travisking]

Rob's looking more and more like a supervillain as this goes on.

[SielSilverfang]

Poor Greg.. he's a garlic farmer, but "Without garlic though, because THEY STOLE IT!"

[phoenixdzk]

Players: hah! We'll just set fire to the tent, what can they do?
Rob: unleashes a 'greatest hits' of everything that's screwed with the group since the campaign began, from portals to kleptofrogs
DO NOT MESS WITH THE DM!

[ReclusiveEagle]

Rowen on VLDL: *11:59 am* "Ok so here's my plan! I want to do all of these things for this episode"
Rowen on VLDL: *12:00 pm* "Who are you, what are we doing, where am I?"
The Afternoon Alzheimer's

[davidbarnett]

Rob is my favorite DM and hes king of letting you dig your own grave. Wish I could give more to the patreon each month.

[SynetheSage]

Rob you genuinely seem like a beautiful person to know, and I'm happy you get to share your talents with us.

[ssnpixie]

At this point Gregg is a sleeper agent garlic farmer who went too deep into cover ... his agent status awakening as the wind rustles through his hair in tarzan swing lol ... i'd watch that!

[trigleralucerna]

So nothing like Greg grabbing his magic wand and shotting it gangsta-style at frogs followed by brachiating through the swamp trees. Meanwhile Bob doesnt get cursed by the diceroll gods but is still useless, that's just priceless.

[thebabblingbrooke]

My bet is Poppy. Of all the things Greg lost, it’s gotta be Poppy. Also their companion? That they saved?! Just left the crow person in the swamp?!!

[renegade]

The only problem with bingeing these is that you have to wait a week for the next one.

These videos have put me on a D&D kick, y'all are great!

[kuraivanguard]

I imagine it was intentional but, I'm happy Rob put the characters into a situation where they're learning a lot more in order to get back somethingthey lost. I'm proud of all of them they did pretty well. Great episode to bring back old characters too. Beautiful story telling skills Rob.

[AReallyCleverMonkey]

As always, props to the captioner of these vids. I had to stop and take a breather after "traumatized ribbits." 👏👏👏