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- 23 General Murphy's Laws.
---MURPHYS LAWS IN THIS VIDEO---
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
When it rains, it pours.
All the good ones are taken.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
The light at the end of the tunnel is only the light of an oncoming train.
If anything can't go wrong on its own, someone will make it go wrong.
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Knowing Murphy's Law won't help either.
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
You never know how soon is too late.
Murphy was an optimist.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law, therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven.
Murphy's Law may be delayed or suspended for an indefinite period of time, provided that such delay or suspension will result in a greater catastrophe at a later date.
---MURPHYS LAWS IN THIS VIDEO---
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
When it rains, it pours.
All the good ones are taken.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
The light at the end of the tunnel is only the light of an oncoming train.
If anything can't go wrong on its own, someone will make it go wrong.
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Knowing Murphy's Law won't help either.
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
You never know how soon is too late.
Murphy was an optimist.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law, therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven.
Murphy's Law may be delayed or suspended for an indefinite period of time, provided that such delay or suspension will result in a greater catastrophe at a later date.
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