Monkeys Attempt Abduction of Child

"Have a coconut."
"Nope. I'll have a kid."

Spider monkeys in the Mexican riviera Maya.

[allyVy]

They just want to talk to her about her cars extended warranty.

[redactedbananas]

"Humans always have food. If we take the child, we'll have unlimited food."

[FunWithBobbyBalistic]

The rest of her life she’s going to be thinking “I could have been a monkey. Lived like the monkeys. Adventured like the monkeys. Now all I have is this Zoom meeting at 8:00 am.”

[kingcc]

He really just said “reject humanity, become monkey”

[phantasticdrago]

“You grab the apples, I'll take the child”.

[nocalsteve]

Monkey: Imagine how many bags of apples they’ll give us to get her back.

[Hwasasthroneismyface]

"come on, little one, we can still save you from humanity"

[mantunes]

I love how calm the little girl stayed… impressive!!!

[kimmieh]

She looks back at that adult like ‘But they chose me!’ 😂🤣😂🤣

[dopeboyz]

We can always choose a pet animal, but when the animal chooses you means something.

[mr.meeseeks]

Fun fact. Monkeys actually kidnap puppies and raise them as guard dogs. They train them and everything. Protects the monkeys from predators and they love and raise them in return. Pretty incredible. They probably wanted the kid for the same reasons/instincts.

[Tabby]

Chris Hansen to Monke: "Why don't you take a seat right there..."

[PrimeGaming]

Monkey : We have selected you for Jungle Book 2

[sulizu]

It's weird how those monkeys weren't forcefully dragging the little girl but instead gently pulled her hand.

[SussedRage]

That little girl will always have _THE_ best dinner party story ever.
"This one time, I was very nearly kidnapped by monkeys..."

[itshim_TV]

She looked 👀 back at dad like can i go? 😆

[justinrodriguez]

Wow...she had one chance to become monke and blew it

[Justavlog]

“smile and wave boys, smile and wave”
~ Madagascar Penguins

[dustymiller]

"No, drop the child and take the cannoli!"

[ceo_of_not_funny]

“Come with us child, we can teach you our ways, the ways of monke”