The Maple Syrup Marxist

Well, he walked the halls of Ottawa with socks that shone so bright,
From virtue tweets to scandals, he sure gave us a sight.
But now the curtain’s falling, the final bow is near,
The Maple Syrup Marxist bids adieu without a tear.

Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, your selfies ruled the land,
Preaching woke salvation with a latte in your hand.
The pipelines stayed unfinished, but your jet was always free,
Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, we’ll miss the irony!

He taxed our gas and groceries, but with flair, he sold it well,
As he whispered love for tyrants, “China’s system works quite swell.”
He donned his Bollywood outfits, made headlines every day,
But even TikTok couldn’t help when the voters walked away.

Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, with your script and shiny hair,
You left a trail of speeches, but did you really care?
You scolded every trucker, but hugged every regime,
Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, the man of every meme.

From blackface to apologies, it’s been a long, strange run,
You built a legacy of hashtags and problems left undone.
The working folks grew weary, their wallets feeling thin,
And now the Maple Syrup Marxist steps aside—did he win?

Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, we watched you play the part,
A globalist with speeches, but did you have the heart?
The pipelines still lie waiting, and the west is still ignored,
Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, was it all a PR board?

So raise a Tim Hortons coffee to the end of Justin’s show,
The Maple Syrup Marxist steps away—where did he go?
Perhaps to Davos dinners or a podcast on the side,
But here in Canada, we’ll just enjoy the quiet ride.

So raise a Tim Hortons coffee to the end of Justin’s show,
The Maple Syrup Marxist steps away—where did he go?
Perhaps to Davos dinners or a podcast on the side,
But here in Canada, we’ll just enjoy the quiet ride.

Oh, Justin, Justin, where’d you go?
From selfies in the spotlight to a resignation show.
You talked a game of virtue, but the cracks began to show,
The Maple Syrup Marxist—your legacy’s a no.

[OyVeyAI]

Well, he walked the halls of Ottawa with socks that shone so bright,
From virtue tweets to scandals, he sure gave us a sight.
But now the curtain’s falling, the final bow is near,
The Maple Syrup Marxist bids adieu without a tear.

Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, your selfies ruled the land,
Preaching woke salvation with a latte in your hand.
The pipelines stayed unfinished, but your jet was always free,
Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, we’ll miss the irony!

He taxed our gas and groceries, but with flair, he sold it well,
As he whispered love for tyrants, “China’s system works quite swell.”
He donned his Bollywood outfits, made headlines every day,
But even TikTok couldn’t help when the voters walked away.

Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, with your script and shiny hair,
You left a trail of speeches, but did you really care?
You scolded every trucker, but hugged every regime,
Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, the man of every meme.

From blackface to apologies, it’s been a long, strange run,
You built a legacy of hashtags and problems left undone.
The working folks grew weary, their wallets feeling thin,
And now the Maple Syrup Marxist steps aside—did he win?

Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, we watched you play the part,
A globalist with speeches, but did you have the heart?
The pipelines still lie waiting, and the west is still ignored,
Oh, Maple Syrup Marxist, was it all a PR board?

So raise a Tim Hortons coffee to the end of Justin’s show,
The Maple Syrup Marxist steps away—where did he go?
Perhaps to Davos dinners or a podcast on the side,
But here in Canada, we’ll just enjoy the quiet ride.

So raise a Tim Hortons coffee to the end of Justin’s show,
The Maple Syrup Marxist steps away—where did he go?
Perhaps to Davos dinners or a podcast on the side,
But here in Canada, we’ll just enjoy the quiet ride.

Oh, Justin, Justin, where’d you go?
From selfies in the spotlight to a resignation show.
You talked a game of virtue, but the cracks began to show,
The Maple Syrup Marxist—your legacy’s a no.

[OndrejVarga_YT]

What was Marxist about Justin Trudeau, looking at him from the politically normal European perspective where everything isn't shifted to the right. Trudeau was a typical populist, centrist. We have many of these in Europe, indecisive and constantly pandering to every group with AT LEAST a gesture to try and keep everyone, ,ok,, with them. Here in the Czech republic we have Babiš who is just a less hot version of Trudeau on all spectrums, some small upgrades to transit projects BUT also starting the construction a many kilometers of highway to pander to both instead of just sticking with only rail, which is the correct thing to do. The only thing that shocks me about Trudeau is that he didn't burn through all the national reserves doing this expensive strategy of pandering to all, I'm not that well versed in Canadian politics, but the guy must have been quite good with fiscal policy. Anyway, we wish the Canadian good luck with Trump as he seems to have decided to go up against you too. We must build back a green new future together, as the American surely won't for a couple election cycles.