The Rock's Concert - Monday Night Raw 12.03.2012

Warden threw a party and he spent some bucks.
Didn't invite Cena cause he totally sucks.
Cena started rapping, it all went south.
Know your role Jabroni and shut your mouth.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena's got a menstrual clock, but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Little Fruity Pebble from Newberry, Mass.
Rock'll take his boot and shove it up his ass.
Betcha you're all happy you're listening to me,
not some goofy Eminem wannabe.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Ain't no balls down in Cena's jock,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Little Johnny Cena went to the doc.
Rock punched his jaw and the pain wouldn't stop.
The doc said Cena . . . I'm a fan,
but stop begging for that rectal exam.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena close up that smock,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Rock saw cena making out with Eve.
Grabbing on her thigh, tugging on her weave.
Cena didn't tell her that he's got a wife.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Divorce lawyer's right up the block,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

April 23rd, 1977.
The doctor shouted send that baby back to heaven.
Sorry Mama Cena, but check these charts.
Little baby Johnny's got lady parts.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Little Johnny's got those lady parts,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Doesn't really matter how hard you try.
Never in your life will you ever taste pie.
I know you love Chewbacca and Frodo too,
but you're a walking virgin and you're 42.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
You dress like Kirk and Spock,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

Rock's getting some wine and a dozen roses.
She's going to meet his Holy Moses.
Getting with the Rock is the bomb.
You don't believe me, ask Cena's mom.
Let's rock. Everybody let's rock.
Cena's mom can barely walk,
but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks.

[DarrellS]

What makes this even better is hearing Jerry Lawler laughing in the back ground. LOL

[JameyBustard]

I watch this several times a day. NEVER gets old. Laugh as hard as the first time I watched it

[cwrichardson]

This is like an Adam Sandler comedy show! But I still love it cause The rock does honestly have a sense of humor!

[KennyTriton]

Rock could do this forever and it would always be funny.

[skjor]

Dwayne is the MJ of pro wrestling to me.

[miked]

And that was just another reason why he was the great one. Incredible talent at so many levels but he worked hard at it. It was not always there early in his career. He developed it and had so much fun with it

[DebbieBrydle-gkcy]

ROCK IS COOOL AS HECK.. I MISS HIM. BUT, ❤️ S ALL HIS MOVIES

[MOEVs.Everything]

"Little Baby Johnny's Got Lady Parts . . . Let's Rock"

[Ian_Ah_Nee]

Cena must have been in the back dying laughing

[me-ff]

I'm here after his recent concert

[matthewcharlton]

The most electrifying man in sports entertainment

[DonManiaMadness]

That was funny as hell, cena rap on the rock was funny too!!!

[davidgoldman]

Say what you want he is one talented person. Most people are gifted with athleticism or creativity. He has both

[lovianavargas]

I love how you can hear the camera man laughing.

[amelialeone]

Ohhhh yes The Rock good voice👍👍👍💪💪💪💪✌✌✋you are the best😊

[coupestang]

HOW ON EARTH IS HE(the rock) KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE 😞😦😯B/C I KNOW I'D BE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF 😂IF I WAS SINGING THIS NO WAY ON EARTH I'D BE ABLE TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE I'D SERIOUSLY BE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF SO HARD I'D FALL THE HELL OUTTA THAT CHAIR 😡😠😬😣😤😧..!!

[tracyrenick]

I don’t think there will ever be anyone as good on the mic as The Rock was.

[jaylenfreeman]

the rock literally makes that guitar look so fucking small lol

[RyanConnell]

This isn't on Peacock. Thanks for uploading

[amandagergely]

Im glad you went to pergatory wall and brought me my hashish eye injuries from rock salt I know i was there.