Hey Arnold! - Grandpa’s war story

[pianofixer]

“Bathed in moonlight and wearing a figure flattering diaphanous peasant dress.” Wow I never knew Phil was such a poet lol

[lackout]

The next part of the story was even better, "So I woke up the next morning feeling like a million bucks..."

[dylanmcartoonell]

Gerald’s dad knew what was coming up! XD

[evanthebourne]

I know this is an adult joke. I still cant believe he was telling it to a couple of 9 year old boys. LOL

[animatedink]

They don’t call him STEELY Phil for nothing 😂😂😂

[jessetorres]

According to the Hey Arnold Wiki, Phil was born in 1917, which means he would be around 27 during his service during WW2, which adds up with the fact that in the Season 3 episode Grandpa's Birthday he turns 81.

[dawson]

This went over my head as a little kid

[Razzrazz]

Don’t forget that in the same episode, Phil attempts to get away with saying he beat up Hitler until Arnold called him out

Phil could absolutely be making this up lol

[ImmaLittlePip]

If memory serves she was crying when Phil had to leave

[matthewmead]

Phil probably has a son or daughter he never knew about lol.

[Kaboomboo]

"Oh Monsieur Phil she said, zee war, she has made me so scared and lonely..."
"UH PHIL!"

🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the upload!

[DynamicDuo]

Grandpa's war story, or grandpa's sex story. You decide. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[KaseyKay]

Wow, this joke went right over my head. Grandpa, you sly old dog

[samthegoanimateman]

Phil has been known to stretch the stories out though

[shwahoones]

Arnold and Gerald paying hella attention when the scene cuts back 😅

[wiseguyWinston]

Arnold got an Uncle or Aunt out there 😭

[JohnLuckPickard]

Damnit, Martin! It was just getting interesting

[J-RS]

Phil: short story . You probably have a aunt or uncle short man

[kenrickbautista]

Hey! I was getting to the good part. 🤣

[Igarappappa]

Wonder if Arnold has any cousins he doesn't know about.