Soccer stereotypes: Captain Excuses #soccer #soccerplayer

[Darrrrr]

Another one would be 'its my boots! I need new ones'

[NoahRobinson-xu]

*"Captain Excuses should win an Oscar for best dramatic performance in avoiding practice! 🎭⚽️"*

[jandmarycastaneda]

You can tell how experienced a player is by the range of excuses. 😂

[ItsGottaBeAce]

okay but that water one really does happen to me😂😂

[stayengene_potterhead]

This is way too relatable, except Im the captain of my basketball team.

[DinoNuggets]

But the water one actually happens though

[Earlybirdsinging]

Or if ur still in school, I had a lot of hw and/or had to study for a test/quiz. Luv ur videos

[NYsthwonder]

As a keeper always in the trenches, I cannot relate. Especially because people think we do not run either and barely move in games. It’s wild.

[ljrusteafdcdtcgoat]

You forgot about “I’m to hungry for this bro, I haven’t eaten all day!”

[sheldontrevor-iw]

That’s the case for women’s football not men’s, our captains are always on point

[IceifritGaming]

I'm both surprised and grateful that none of the teams I ever played for had someone like this on it

[Liv-rg]

Do you have any tips for energizing before practice? Especially on a day when you’re really tired

[pumpkin_lily]

This is my friend but for figure skating (for context we both started October 2024 si we still use the rentals for class) she's always like "omg the ice is extra slippery today its taking me way too long to stop" or "I got some really bad rentals today oml"

[thestudioofwonders]

I may not play soccer, but this is also so true for roller derby. This is me in roller derby.

[BookNerd]

Even though I'm a wrestler I have the exact same problem (thoguh here its just an excuse): If I'm in tournament I wrestle a 100 times better then in practice. Its because in practice I know the people and I am afraid I could hurt them, but in an tournament I don't know them and I'm not afraid to eventually hurt them

[marvelousmelly]

that’s literally me. had to send to the gc

[Valeria-ff]

The fact that I have used all of these! 😂😂

[kinsleythomas]

I'm capitan but I'm a keeper so the only excuse I really use is if my goal kick is bad it's cause of my ankle which is true cause I was in a boot for a couple months so I still get pain sometimes

[Hulafransula]

Feels like i am being assaulted as a captain

[kacielynninverso]

I’ve been on my soccer team for 6 years and for 5 of those years I’ve been. Captain