Store Citizen

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[HeyItsSnaith]

I’ve never heard a nickname as accurate as calling Star Citizen “Store Citizen”

[Vegalith]

“Store Citizen? Is that a Star Citizen parody?”
“Oh I see it’s just Star Citizen I should have known”

[vicenteisaaclopezvaldez]

It's so cute how they make up little names to aestheticize your addiction.

[void-creature]

My poor innocent soul thought High admiral was the highest rank, and as he scrolled down it would show lower ranks for lower amounts of money.
BOY WAS I WRONG

[Scipiooipics]

Not the Legatus Navium description basically saying "Seeing as you gave us $25, 000 you can rest assured that you are a good person and an example for others to follow."

[amharbinger]

At least with the casino they give you free drinks and sometimes even a free meal. Store Citizen gives you a digital ship.

[PaintingWinterMusic]

I just hope their title for the $100K rank is "Crazy Rich Person."

[stevenstump]

Ah yes. The ole' Scientology Method of promotion.

[AGrayPhantom]

Another word for "high roller" is "whale."

[middleagedbaldguy]

And whats super fun is when you drop cash on a ship because you enjoy its flight model only to have your investment completely negated by the next patch. Like buying a Vette and Chevy shows up and puts a governor on it after you own it for two years and restricts it to 55mph. Pretty sweet.

[tetrobro]

“The more you spend, the more you save.” Except it’s REAL.

[benjaminoechsli]

"Man, I wish we could give devs unlimited time and an unlimited budget. They'd create the greatest game ever!"

[ricoshred]

by the time it comes out we will already be star citizens

[darrianweathington]

Store citizen is every video game after 2012 basically

[blackdogadonis]

They dont treat us any different. We are all ignored when it comes to support

[believeinmatter]

“Store Citizen” is so good that I’m actually mad I didn’t think of it myself, that’s brilliant.

[jonasking]

In all honesty “Store Citizen” would be a great name for the idle clicker parody of the store experience.

[happybatty]

"Store Citizen is not real it can't hurt you."
Store Citizen:

[mokajones]

Man I used to be so excited for this game. Remember hearing it made like 10x their goal to develop, so the hype lied in transparent, ambitious game development that the public saw as cometely funded. And they just want more and more money, and the game is basically an NFT shop

[seraphin]

That leader board took the pay to win concept, put Saturn V boosters on it and launched it into space. Bravo