Zeus’ catchphrases

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[monkeyman]

The way he’s just like here’s your kid have fun being attacked by my wife for the rest of your life😂😂😂

[kmarlyd]

“Have fun escaping the wrath of my wife” 😅😓😓

[madhattergodess]

"Hope your baby ends up a god otherwise he's doomed.

[GremlinPuke]

How about this one, "you dare insult me in the subtlest way possible?" *Grabs lightning bolt*

[lesheygirl]

And also “ enjoy watching your child be destroyed in a gruesome way by Hera”

[kenhernan]

"Oh right your my offspring well good luck"

[talimbeingaverythriftyghor]

Zeus : "let me explain..."
Hera :
Zeus :
Hera :
Zeus :
Hera :
Also Hera : **massaging her own knuckles which she's gonna hit him intensifies**

[sorban]

Where's the god of castration wen we need too...wait Hera is the godess of fertility...can she ...do the reverse thing too ?

[madhattergodess]

I'm just here for the glory while contributing nothing.

[annieandelsieofarendelle]

Zeus: Oh and forget child support! The best I'll do is one of my immortal kid's help.

[strawbrrybunnie]

Here's one i think works quite well... "If there is a hole, there is a goal."

[DJ_ULTRAVIOLET]

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS














I'm sorry...

[ruttsuco.]

Someone needs to do to Zeus what Odin did to Loki in another one of your sketches

[connormacgregor]

I'm surprised this guy hasn't been smitten by the Gods in a karmic way yet

[onelonelypotato]

I see where Aphrodite gets her obsession of doing it with people

[GreaterGrievobeast]

Why’d zeus even bother marrying anyway?

[luhiml]

Run run the boogie men is coming
Or
Hey gorgeous., Ur next

[riyaswami]

That's the reason, why I hate Zeus. Also, who doesn't?