Zalinki - Music For Sad People

Big Thanks to HiyFi for help with some in-between animation on this

Oh, nothing like a good "bad" mood
Like "FUCK the moment and FUCK you too!"
Yeah you made plans, all make pretend
All of your friends have abandoned you
Always a downer enough with the frowns and talking 'bout death and stuff
(talking 'bout death and stuff)
People won't stay then
You really can't blame them
when being around you fucking SUCKS!
This shit's synthetic, fans sympathetic, a rhetoric fetish ;)
Hands wet red with the blood from the severed heads, bitch
Who's keeping count when the trends all diminish?
All about the finish no journey
"DAMN, who hurt you? No, who hurt me?!"
Calling out for answers
Hiding behind laughter
"Boy, you're gonna crash and burn we're worried!"
And now you're hyper paranoid
Hating all the things you used to enjoy
Think I've grown quite 7ired of the Noise
Don't ask me how I've been, it's all the same
Pissing in the wind again
Find me in the dark, dancing in the rain
All about theatrics and evil
Always, listening to music made for sad people

Yes it's on spotify. No it's not an album. Just a single.

[milkweed]

Everyone is talking about zalinki but can we talk about the janitor, like damn. he has some fire ass moves

[garbageboystinkman]

Only Zalinki can make a song that starts with smoker-voiced muppets singing like "la-la-la" and the lyrics "Yuh, eat shit, yuh yuh, drink piss" and still have it carry a heavily emotional and bittersweet message

[riotradarada]

Remember "The Plan"? This is them now, feel bad yet?

[Dinhjason]

Plebians dropping theories, but no one is dropping a fire hazard warning.

[reubenbailey]

"If we're lucky, we get to do this for the rest of our lives"
Zalinki, you bastard. I get it.

[noodlefunny]

I cant stop rewatching, this is so good

[harrisonburgeron]

There are two types of comments on this video.
1. Extra long big brain theory

2. Well it looks like SOMEBODYS got their dance pants on.

[GAGFEST]

I am obsessed with this custodian character, he's so happy and ethereal I love him I want him to peek at me with his sick walkmen and give me a reassuring thumbs up

[Gabi-ikrt]

Listen my theory is everything fucking sucks but we gotta keep moving and dancing and loving

[Outerparadox]

I think this song was Zalinki not getting the last piece of cake.

[mekhj]

Hey guys please hurry up and start doing major cohesive theory analyses on this, I don’t have time but I really need to read the secret lore in this video and how Bad Days, The Plan, and Fresh.mp4 are all connected to it

[Pukeshit]

Everyone: dead or bleeding out
Janitor: did somebody say... *G R O O V E?*

[camarvan]

"if we're lucky we get to do this for the rest of our lives" killing you with my mind beams rn Zalinki

[giornogiovanna]

You're as beautiful as the day I lost you.

[samuellasky]

it's like Pumped up Kicks, For the Longest Time, and the entire satirical musical work of Bo Burnham made a horrible existential chimera

[totallyduck]

People: *dead*

Janitor: this beat be hittin different

[gonzoelganso]

Corpses: secondary effects of a medication

Janitor: people in the comercial.

[sangmild]

Everyone: *legit dead*
Janitor: *yo this shit slaps*

[gingerbead]

No one wanna talk about the safety tips being
"Don't do it"
"Seriously, Do N͟O͟T͟"

[TheFreckelz]

For introverts and those suffering from social anxiety, for those of us struggling with depression and burnout, for anyone hiding in their room away from the outside world for days, weeks, or months on end: seek help, seek happiness, seek friends. It's hard to get help, but it's harder to be alone.