GLOBAL OREO VAULT

Although we were told asteroid 2018VP1 had virtually no chance of hitting earth, we couldn’t be sure. We built the Global OREO Vault into the permafrost of Svalbard, Norway with only one purpose: To make sure OREO cookies live on for generations to come.

[RichManSCTV]

In times like these, this is exactly what we need. Thank you Oreo for keeping our cookies safe

[Berfelheimer]

Where can I apply to work to protect the oreos

[nathan_]

Today, I learned that Oreo has a YouTube channel

[iLoveLaugh]

LOL I love this. The kinda big company satire that we all need.

[charlykatbat]

As a Svalbardian I can't wait until I get my first "Hi, I want to book a tour to see the Oreo Vault" - email -.-
It's not like we don't already deal with enough BS emails here all the time.

But good to see, that those old Vikings found some new work in 2020 ;)

[aaaaaaaaaaaavm]

Petition to add a cow in there for the milk.

[Ryanstuff]

Oreo should make a "Vault Pack" which includes one of every variety they've ever made.

[stillnotvera]

i volunteer to take care of the vault. no, I will not eat all the oreos

[miniprime]

Now, even if humans are extinct, other aliens can eat Oreos!

[TheFallofTheEleventh]

(Asteroid coming towards Earth)
Man: 😴😴😴🥱🥱🥱
(One polar bear off in the distance)
Man:

[DreitTheDarkDragon]

Honestly guys, you are AWESOME!
And I totally loved double stuffed vanilla Oreos :)

[jacobsvideo]

Thank god they didn't forget powdered milk

[Willa_Adams]

You’re doing what should have been done years ago lmao

[corneliusspoon]

Oreo is the best cookie and they need to be saved forever

[n.e.v.e.r]

What is the combination? How can the remnants of humanity ensure the continuation of Oreos if the Oreo Recipe is sealed in an unopenable vault?

[marianggala]

Kudos to the prod team! Great satire on the oreo vault -good lead, script, editing, the works. You can make a movie of a similar plot, seriously

[DannyHarper-mlqw]

Thought this was a joke until there was no punchline

[maxrandom]

Are you telling me that if I want the recipe for the Oreos I just have to go to the vault and make a copy of it?
Seriously?

[ziel]

The Fact that this is not a shitpost is Intriguing

[hellabiz]

Pros: Brilliant branding, fun, creative. Cons: Vault destined to be most sought-after, high-value, Insta-Influencer selfie spot on planet. #trampled