When To Lie To Your Wife. Marty Simpson - Full Special

When to lie to your wife according to Marty Simpson is when she asks how she looks in a dress, but that might be difficult if you have a lot of trouble lying. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special form Marty Simpson, Marty breaks down his son's hilarious problem with lying. Whether you have bats in your attic or you're just at home minding your own business, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Marty Simpson is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.

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[moxifoxi]

Bug man was brutal 😂😂 I lost it when he said the bats have shoulder blades 🤣😂

[ruthgar]

“A Pentecostal mouse” 😂😂😂
And that crowd comment “smack em” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[cherylhayes]

😄😄😄😄😄😄 .... the joke about the keys /kids ... HILARIOUS

[lbwise]

This guy is just great. Had me crying I was laughing so hard. First couple jokes not the best but stay with him. He gets better and better!

[ashleywilliams]

The speaking in tongues bat made me laugh so hard 🦇

[angiemac]

Marty I feel for you and your family. Our daughter had to have that surgery too. It was just heartbreaking to get thru! I'm so glad yah'll can have a little fun with it. Our daughter is 34 years old now and is doing great. Enjoyed your comedy very much! Best wishes and prayers and appreciation for your clean comedy success.

[janesekillebrew]

Hash tag hubba hubba 😂🤣 funniest dad ever 🤩 I had to pause to breathe from laughing so hard 🤣🤣.

[dakaliajohnson]

Between "bug man" & helping the mom look for her "keys" I couldn't breathe!! Seriously hilarious.

[alessandrogambino]

Yup. The worst thing about working as a teacher/coach ARE DEALING WITH PARENTS.

[susechanda]

I loved the Zambian kids joke...am Zambian too🇿🇲😅😅😅

[ilsagalvin]

Oh my...
I haven't laughed...
This much!!!
In some time...
Thank you!!!

[BetSeeBoo]

Hilarious!! Should have way more views!!

[ekdaufin]

I saw this a couple years ago. It’s incredibly funny again!!!

[deman]

Marty, you are funnier than when I knew you at BLS!! Best wishes. Karen

[genxis]

I've wondered my entire adult life why people use the expression, "blind as a bat". Now I know. Thank you, Drybar. ;)

[nicholasfrancis]

It sucks that today's world is so messed up that the comedians have to explain jokes to the crowd, so they don't get upset if it's not politically correct etc. Sad times. Not to mention that they tell jokes for a living and that's why they paid to see them.
They didn't pay to see a political activist and join a support group.
Laugh people, laugh. A black comedian Alonza Boden said it best "a joke is either funny or not funny, you don't go out and form a focus group to see who got offended by the joke". Awesome comedian and rational thinker.

[kendrav.]

OMG I have bats too and guess what... No one does bat removal here either 😄

[rogersledz]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

[Racingirl]

I absolutely LOVE this guy!!! And, I hope that people who are just getting comedy take a lesson from him that cursing incessantly is NOT funny.

[silviamonz]

😂 can't find my keys/kids brilliant