Awkward Stories From The Closet

I tell you some more stories from when I was an awkward closeted teen!

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[CATLITmusic]

Gay Panic! At the (Chinese Restaurant) Disco

[xckurcl_]

Phil: Doesn’t accidentally reveal anyone’s real name whilst telling a story

Me: *character development at its finest*

[marianwojcik]

Phil telling people he wasn’t straight to avoid them knowing he was gay is the actual best story I’ve heard

[ju]

Odds are, if Jason is gay, he definitely remembers that too

[alexx]

hearing Phil so confidently talk about being gay is so stress relieving ahahah

[MirianRodrigues]

Phil flirting with a guy
Guy: So, car insurance huh?

[dazings]

“No... I’m not straight!! Why would you think I’m straight!?!? I’m the furthest person from straight in the whole Yeah

[theodoremiller]

"a young secret gay" is actually ur whole fanbase sir

[sondpnichqfvd]

i mean for years i mixed up the words lesbian and lebanese and whenever people called me a lesbian growing up i’d literally go “no i’m jewish actually >:(“

[BlackBloodFreak]

"The Trick" storyline is going to become a fanfic trope y'all just wait and see

[brisa]

Phil: "as a young secret gay..."
The entire phandom: relatable

[connieturner]

loving how some people from his past knew he was gay but never outed him online

[thecardinalsin]

"as a phil" glad to know that phil is a species

[СофьяНесторович]

"undo! undo! but there was no undo"

that's basically my life.

[jayscott]

...is anyone else just so happy to see Phil so confident in himself now that he’s out. Like this guy is making me cry happy tears cause I’m so proud of him.

[thebanterloon]

the worst thing is when you're arguing with your parents about lgbt+ rights and then they say 'but why do you care so much anyway?' ULTIMATE PANIC

[rosalyntiangco]

phil: "omg this guy is talking to me is this my chance at love????"
guy at bar: *laughs*
phil: *am i a joke to you? what did i do wrong?*

[literalee]

phil being defensive after being called straight is literally me at any given moment

[dumbass_pml]

WHENEVER PHIL HAS A CRUSH HE LISTS THE REASONS HE THOUGHT THEY WERE ALSO GAY ON HIS FINGERS EVERY TIME

[janetandamocha]

A guy was trying to kiss me at a party and I didn't know what to do, so I told him I had the bubonic plague. Seriously, instead of just pretending I was feeling sick or something, I went with the straight up Black Death.