Mark Rhymes For His Life

[HarrisonSolie]

"Too many requests in one hour, my fate is pretty sour!"
THAT WAS PERFECT

[Artemis-A]

Mark’s commitment to doing this the ENTIRE episode was something else 😂

[bi.fruitsalad]

“To end this game and therefore win, in the positive your score must…. *e̴̡̞̅I̸̼̹͋ñ̴̨͠”*

[nooneyouknow]

Mark trying to rhyme is funniest kind of joke for me. Remember “I want to try, something else quick, but I can’t so I’ll grab my dick.”

[carrioncrow]

What I love about this episode the most is that Mark is having the most difficult time, even though, he's the one who came up with the Riddles and Rhymes theme😂

[jameswest]

Mark's face through this is what I like to describe as "hamster just able to stay on his wheel"

[ninac]

ironically it was the funniest to me when Mark wasn’t rhyming but using his one word responses.

“nope” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[zacharycranmer]

I absolutely LOVED when Mark was struggling to rhyme and Wade was just letting it happen 😂 hearing a pause and then “WAAADDEE!!!”

[sxtxnst]

Mark rhyming is the equivalent of a toddler looking at the ABC’s and then trying to speak.

[vader]

Riddles and Rhymes became my favourite episode real quick

[Pan-]

Man, that episode replaced Bob's fridge episode as my favorite one.
I love seeing Mark suffer, but at the same time it's sad that he made that to himself... Which in turn makes it hilarious again

[piplupcola]

I was so excited for this episode and Mark didn't let me down. We need a return of this but with Wade as the Rhymer cos he's really good at making lyrics on the spot

[apollo]

I wrote a poem for the podcast.

In a world where distractions abound
It's hard to keep your feet on the ground
But fear not, dear listener, for a podcast is here
To guide you through the chaos, and calm your fears

"Distractable" is the name, and laughter is the game
With hosts Mark, Bob, and Wade, it's never quite the same
From strange news stories, to tangents galore
You never know what topic they'll explore

But through the laughs and jokes, there's a lesson to learn
To take time for yourself, and to never be stern
With your mind and your thoughts, for distractions will come
But with "Distractable" in your ear, you'll find peace and calm

So when the world seems too much, and you can't concentrate
Just press play on "Distractable, " and let the hosts dictate
The flow of your thoughts, and the beat of your heart
And soon you'll find yourself ready to start

A new day, a new task, with a clear mind and a smile
Thanks to "Distractable, " and their humor-filled style
So if you need a break, or a bit of relief
Just tune in to "Distractable, " and let the hosts be your chief.

[aso-chan]

Mark tryna rhyme sounds like the kid going “did you ever had a dream when you that where is that you when”

[GeoToni]

One of us speaks in riddles, while the other speaks in rhymes.
Best episode Ever!!!

[bruhhbrahh]

This is my favorite episode so far from Distractible 😂 so chaotic and hilarious

[OfficialAlfiethegamer]

Mark has just finished acting in the Iron Lung movie and he still has insanity and comedy from both of his friends

[InsanityVirus]

This shall be my favorite episode to date. We need more episodes like this, I almost died laughing the entire time, 😂

[jbwarner]

Mark rhymes like he's trying to blow up the camera with his brain 😆

[dionettaeon]

This was the most I've laughed at an episode in a while, especially the part where he just says "nope".