We Reinvented The Carabiner

Are you still carrying ugly cheap carabiners? Get our CB and carry a keychain you can be proud of!

[damyanovasen]

“Coming up with a new design for something that’s been around for hundreds of years aint easy” - yeah because it’s the one design that works

[LouisCollison]

I love it when people fix a problem that doesn’t exist.

[brett]

If carbon steel (SPRING STEEL) keeps breaking on you it's the design not the material

[Kietraudt]

“I redesigned the wheel”
“Why?”
“My tire popped😞”

[hxhxhydydy]

It's always great to have a sh*tty solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

Bro's onto nothing 🔥🔥

[animealpha]

“This is how our writers came up with a story for our Aliexpress Carabiners”

[Roadshot]

You know an engineer or tech had no role in development when titanium was an option in production

[qrstw]

I've literally had the same aluminum carabiner i brought from the $1 bin in target for almost 15 years never let me down. It's probably from the same sweatshop you source yours.

[Erikon]

"Don't want to carry cheap carabiners around? Come buy one of our expensive carabiners instead! Get China level security for climbing-grade level prices!!"

[heynonnymouse]

"We made something worse, and increased the price"

[Andrew..J]

And after stress testing it for 12 seconds in its intended plane of motion, we confirm it will last a life time.

[roryoliver]

Translation "we bought some neat things from alibaba, now we're pretending we invented them with viral marketing"

[adriankimberley]

What you mean is that you reinvented the key ring. Carabiners are for climbing. My "key ring" is rated for up to 7000 Newtons.

[Its-Tim]

I like how they didnt redesign after the same failure 3 times in a row

[theoneowl]

$50 for a dinky piece of metal, I’d much rather buy a quality carabiner 😮

[samniebeling]

I spend 10 bucks a carabiner on my black diamond climbing carabiners. I use them for my keys and everything else imaginable. I trust those carabiners with my life. There's no way I could trust one of these with my life

[ohtrueyeahnah]

"We re-invented the carabiner into a key ring that costs $50"

[cjoor]

That's no carabiner. That's an expensive key ring.

[classmst]

Dude really made an exspensive paperclip and called it a carabiner

[potsuaye]

"There are a lot of problems"
"They're often cheap"
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