MPK Slot-in 7' record player: The bright orange record eater

A neat design from the 1960s resurrected today. Unfortunately they forgot to make it actually work.

[johnpriceuk]

just what i've always wanted, a record player that can shoot 7" singles across the room!

[TheComputerGuy]

When even VWestlife says this record player destroys your records, you know it's bad.

[arifakyuz]

Damn, it makes Crosley Cruisers look like Audio Technicas.

[purplesabbath]

10+ grams?! Jesus Christ. No wonder it was chewing up those styrene 45s. I think audiophiles now have a machine they can legitimately complain about.

[grandinosour]

This would make a good "gag" gift for your audiophile friend on his birthday.

[_Bit]

The records ejecting unexpectedly and/or violently was good for several LOLs, and your lack of reaction made it even better :)

[churstonwinchill]

VWestlife, buying crap so we don't have to

[Skawo]

If it weren't for the rather telling "BT" setting, this looks and sounds like something that came from the 1970s Eastern Bloc.

[sonicgr]

The "explosive ejects" parts were hilarious :D

[lurkersmith]

Considering the cheapness, and remembering the "Close-N-Play" my sister used to have back-inna-day, having a ceramic cartridge and stylus is a definite plus. It could have come with a steel needle and metal acoustic reproducer!

[KEZZO]

ill bet enough wow and flutter. that you wont get a copyright strike because youtube cannot content match

[MrKornnugget]

It amazes me that China can copy something so well, but do not understand how the make the copy function properly.

[PsyDei]

I looked frame by frame, and I don't think the arm raises in time before ejecting the record, it looks like it could be damaging some of the grooves while ejecting it.

[barbarak.]

The best parts were the records flying across the room. Thank you Kevin. You made my day.

[twocvbloke]

I'm guessing the high force applied by that spring is to make it "portable", so you can carry it while playing as it eats your records... :P

On the plus side, it'd make for a great clay pigeon launcher using the records it tore up... :P

[robertgaines-tulsa]

I think it's funnier to leave the cover off and let the record fly across the room. Hey, it's not like you're going to play your favorite records on the MPK Chewmaster 7000.

[PiddeBas]

"Unfortunately they forgot to make it actually work."
Laughed at that description.

[redavatar]

"It's not destroying it as much as before" *catapults it across the room* "So I'll just have to destroy it myself then"

[mfbfreak]

The flutter is pretty bad. A shame, because apart from that it sounds pretty okay for a portable record player. Not much worse or better than those from the 60s-70s of the same size.

[EmperorTigerstar]

Your channel is just so interesting to watch every time.