Memorable Monologue: Big Purses!

In this classic monologue, Ellen discussed the growing trend of oversized purses. Find out what Ellen thought about big purses, here!

[LNamirr]

'just do what i did, get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse" I'm at work and LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I READ THAT! Thanks Ellen! I needed that!

[CortnizzleandOnly]

The best part about being sick is I get to miss work and watch Ellen videos all day. Thanks for helping me get better Ellen!! You're my chicken noodle soup :)

[OValger]

It's easy not to wear a purse when you have a car. But if you leave in the morning to have a day's work and then do something else you do need a lot of stuff.
Just had a look inside my purse:
- a teacher's planner and a pen
- a tablet
- a phone
- a passport
- a wallet with cash, a credit card, some small change and some discount cards
- keys to the house and keys to the office
- a water bottle (sustainability!)
- a tiny umbrella
- a superlight folding shopping bag (still sustainability!)
- a lipstick, napkins, miniscissors, a hankerchief, a hair band
- some pills for extreme cases, band aid and a sterile bandage (and you know, someone around needs them quite often and it's almost always is a very urgent situation)
- a little flashlight

Now there is a question, how could all this fit into my pockets?)

[yalidyspena]

I'm in love with how Ellen talks about a topic and at the end always dances! <3

[Lucas-enhr]

Never get enough of those Memorable Monologues

[ForzaJuve]

i love Ellen, she is the funniest human being, omg!! <3

[agarbo]

"You should not keep dolphins in a purse, LADY!" LOL

[TGTDE]

I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope one day I’m lucky enough to be on this show!! I love Ellen and her show is amazing. You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time, it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!

[shugoshugo]

I hate carrying purses. I mean I don't need it, I don't have much things I need t take when I go out. Maybe the keys, phone, wallet, what else do I really need to bring a whole bag with me when I can casually just put it in my pockets?

My mom's always scolding me about how every girl needs to take their purse when they get out. For me, it just becomes bothersome to have to carry it. someone would buy a shitload of stuff and then go "oh! your bag is empty, let me put everything in!"

[trinadotson]

I feel like a pack mule... Everywhere I go with my family they're giving me junk to put in my purse. So I got a small one! Ooops! Ellen you rock! Thank you for being you!

[AmyCookMusic]

Get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse: my husbands favorite line

[JaenaNairda]

Hahahaha so good! I'm with you Ellen, I hate purses, you are SO right! ♥

[JustinePH]

Such a good monologue, I'm 18 now and have never used a purse. I put everything in my pockets just like Ellen :)

[werraaddams]

I love how she can describe the way I (and sure many other people) feel about some stuff - just like purses - and make everybody laugh about it. :)

[ArnoldWMok]

There's a difference of carrying a whole of 'junk' or a whole lot of 'handiness'! Makes me think of my grandma's purse when I was young, she has everything in that not-so-big black leather purse from napkins, mossie ointment, rubber bands, nail clipper, travel-sick rubbing oil, lotion, mini address book... all the grandchildren always just go "Grandma, do you have..." and most of the time, there's a surprise out of the purse! (:-D)

[ronisams]

Ellen I think you are the funniest person on earth

[gjudge]

ellen should have said as the dolphin jumped out of the lady's purse things started to get more fishy after that

[lovestella]

Ellen is amazing how can she connect bags to dancing? XD love her

[hrhw]

my favorite among Ellen's monologue

[sephorajunkii]

That's pretty much why my best friend keeps me around. She never likes carrying a purse so when we go out, she just chucks all of her stuff in mine and has me carry it. Genius :P