Friday Favs-Best Dad Jokes

[maxinemcelroy]

😅😂 I know better than to take a big drink of ice coffee with you guys 🤦‍♀️ exceptionally funny today 😂

[SullyOrange]

“All worries!”
I’m gonna start using that!

[ACommentFromYouTube]

Just had my teeth removed and had to get dentures 2 weeks ago. Been pretty bummed out about it since I’m pretty young to have to have full dentures but that substitooths joke really made me smile

[kennyjensen]

I'm gonna start calling my implants substitooths from now on 😂

[valiantwarrior]

Note to self: don’t try to do my sit-up exercises while watching Dock Tok unless I want to do spit-ups instead. 🤣

[TT]

Now I undestandbwhy are given those 1-2 minute silences after every joke or two.

[davidfreeman]

Cross dressers shouldn’t lie to their kids…

They should be Transparent 😉

[SullyOrange]

Labor Day is upon us, but I’m retired.
[PAUSE…]
Does this mean I have to go BACK to work?

(I live my life by the rules of the game UNO)

[edge-climber]

Substitooths -- That's Grand! -- Substiteeth? The Tooth will find you out? I'll stop now 🙄

[martinhampl]

What did I say when I fell into a deep hole full of water?
"Oh, well."

[SirNC]

The guy from Office abusing a child. Smh. . .