Friday Favs-Best Dad Jokes

#dadjokes #docktok

[NickWebber-vppd]

Why was the baby jalepeño shivering? Cause he was in a real pickle. You see, he couldn’t relish the thought of his father… a fried green tomato, not being able to ketchup?😂

[jerryh]

Where does that guy get all his sunglasses? They are awesome!

[Akestler]

What state are you in? The dock with mountains in the back is awesome

[nc]

Regarding your first joke, go through the regular enterance, instead of the gated one.

[Der_Cisco_von_Bajor]

3 SQL databases walked into a NoSQL bar. Why did they walk out?

[Batmann_]

I was in bed and I said "hey, Siri, why am I so bad with women?".
She said, "this is Alexa, moron."

Lol, that's a nice one. Seems like Alexa was feeling some jealousy.

[scottward]

My ex was real competitive...she liked to get a "leg up on the competition"...turned out the competition was the cute neighbor and she got two legs up