how the church stole knowledge from the book of Enoch

"Catch this, folks. Once upon a time, there was a book called Enoch. Yeah, you heard it right, Enoch. Now, this wasn't your ordinary bedtime story, no sir. This was a book of profound knowledge, so deep and so wide, it could give the ocean a run for its money. But here's the kicker. This book, it didn't make the cut. It was left out of the Bible. Why, you ask? Well, some say the church thought it was too hot to handle. They couldn't let the people get their hands on that kind of knowledge. So, they kept it under wraps. But the truth, it has a funny way of coming out. Today, we're rediscovering Enoch, and its wisdom is as relevant as ever. So here's to the book of Enoch, the best kept secret of the ages. Cheers, folks!"