Best Selling Single Of Every Decade | 2010s - 14,000BC

[AdrianGrayComedy]

A full version of Ten Feet High Club is now available on my Patreon It's saucy. x

[robink]

How the fuck was I expecting to hear actual best selling singles from 16000 years ago...

[weirdlanguageguy]

"War is bad. Bad and sad. Makes me mad." Beautiful

[DavidPumpernickel]

I love the idea that a German spy snuck into England, made a propaganda song to convince the British to keep the lights on during the blitzes, and it ended up becoming the top song of the decade

[minjunpark]

Fact that "Do the Crunch" became a top selling single of the decade despite no one actually being able to do "the crunch" really shows you how powerful music can be. Heartwarming

[rocco]

BCE stands for Before Cher's Extratemporalism

[walterzamalis]

God knows how much I wish the Bee Gees’ “Haaaah” was a real song. The twenty seconds I was fooled were the most beautiful of my life.

[myloveisgod]

the best part of this entire video is simply the fact most of us clicked on this video actually expecting to hear a "number one single" from thousands of years ago

[holycow]

About 10, 000 years passed between the 1st and 2nd Mambos, but only a few thousand years passed between the 2nd and 3rd mambos, then only 510 years until the 4th mambo, then only 170 years until the 5th Mambo. On average, each Mambo comes out after about 1/3 the wait for the previous Mambo. If we extrapolate, we can estimate the following timeline:

2056: Mambo No. 6
2075: Mambo No. 7
2082: Mambo No. 8
2084: Mambo No. 9
2085: Mambo No. 10

From that point, the Mambos keep accelerating. Sometime between 2085 and 2086, we'll reach an asymptote known as the "Mambolarity", during which the Mambos will proliferate towards infinity.

[Robodav]

Fucking lost it at "Let's all keep our lights on during ze blitz"

[Hieillua]

I laughed out loud when Cher popped up in 1580. Good job.

[StomperYoshi]

Many historians agree that the popularity of _Rock Scraping On Other Rock (Once)_ is where the term "rock music" originated.

[RandomPhoneboothUltramodern]

So here's my theory on the lore: After Cher successfully turned back time using her time machine she introduced recording technology to the ancient peoples, allowing these iconic tracks to be recorded using modern processes.

[gamingninja]

I thought this was real for an inordinate amount of time.

[godlike]

1900s ten feet high club needs a full release, it actually sounds good

[VinchVolt]

What I love most about this is that it's implicitly set in a universe where Cher genuinely discovered time travel and used it to radically alter the course of human history in her favor.

[joerobins]

Cher's "I can't believe that worked" is a stroke of genius. Well done, well done.

[tanishk]

I think we all agree that we need a full version of ten feet high club, dirty anklez and zadok priest club edit. The world deserves full versions of these masterpieces.

[emiofnnc]

I like that during the medieval times there is a short period where every hit is basically just someone making a weird sound

[enclavegannon]

Man, I love Jöhn Smith! His follow-up album, Argentina (is where I'm from) is really good!