3-Minute Vs. 3-Hour Vs. 3-Day Pizza • Tasty

Celebrate the holidays with new Tasty Talent, Joe Sasto, as he shares 3 amazing pizza recipes for 3 different occasions.

[ansh]

No need to tell that you are Italian, That Luigi moustache did the job.

[luigz]

3 year pizza: "first we plant the wheat..."

[tytendie]

30 minute pizza: “First we call domino’s...”

[PJXay]

1 year pizza: first we melt the steel for the oven

[schoolstinksbutt]

“Dad? When is dinner?”

“3 days son. Three days...”

[qwiver]

Chef: Makes 3 minute pizza

Also chef: Just a couple of minutes on each side

[emperorpalpatine]

3000 year pizza: "First we create Italy..."

[lalegende]

I made the 3 hour pizza today, it was INCREDIBLE. I also broiled the top of the pizza for about 5 minutes after the 15 min baking time, because it took a bit longer for my cheese to brown. If you want a quality pizza that doesn’t take too long, 3 hours is TOTALLY worth it.

[HeyYouYouAreFinallyAwake]

25 year old pizza: "first we wait for the pizza chef to grow up..."

[lilveza]

3 second pizza: "...Then peel the plastic off the lunchable"

[finger.]

Me:mom when will the dinner be ready

Mom: *3 days later*

[Daniellopez-ewsf]

“3 hours is all you need “ it takes me 3 hours to pick what I want to eat

[Scareard]

this guy defo drinks oil with his pizza.

[danielaregay]

Who else is watching knowing that they won't do this at home?

[Aditya-bpuc]

So this is what Super Mario does when he’s not saving the princess.

[HannahhRBX]

3 year pizza: ‘first we gotta apply for Italian citizenship..’

[reillyverdine]

Is no one going to point out that this is cannibalism? He's part pizza

[kaicheng]

So the comment section has decided that he looks like Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi at the same time, epic

[totallynotpeace]

I'm sure that even the moustache knows how to make a pizza.

[laszlolorenzi]

Successful adults: makes quality pizza with time
Broke College students: sliced bread and tomato sauce