Pretty aggro for a Selesnya player!

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[brandongalvan]

"What's the point of raising a large army if I don't use it to lay waste to my enemies?"
- a Selesnya player

[daniloboskovic]

As a certain psychotic robot once said...

"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is Yes" 😁

[Bagmon]

“My creatures are bigger and so is my taste for blood.” Dumbledore said calmly in Selesnyan.

[gbctx]

When the Gruul player says "I say you don't cause violence" you see that there is something going on here.

[TabooX]

"Give peace a chance"
Okay. I'll leave a piece of you here, a piece of you there and a piece of you over there.
=D

[rajidahae]

The way she cut him off with "I attack with everything!" 🤣

[marceloquejinho]

"Selesnyans aren't supposed to be about peace?"

Selesnya: we have WURMS

[RoxyGotMoxy.]

"Give peace a chance!"
"Indeed, think of the age of glorious stillness that will befall this place when you are naught but dust nourishing the earth."
"... we surrender."

[AutkastKain]

I love how Spike is so calm next to his other head, which just wants some murder

[muchochucho]

She REALLY gave Spice8 a run for their money as my favorite guest on the channel. Her energy is UNREAL

[eisi]

If there is no opposition left, that's gotta be peace.

[dreadwoe]

"Give peace a chance"
"That depends, which piece of you deserves a chance?"

[leonardovieiradesouza]

Just give peace a chan-
ATTACK WITH EVERYTHING

[Mr.Mosquito]

"They say they want peace. I must've misheard, because this Craterhoof has them in pieces."

[NatureLiving]

To crush your enemies, to have them driven before you, to hear the lamentation of their women.

[franbh]

Quoting Trostani from Guilds of Ravnica's Selesnya Guildgate:
"Everyone who crosses that threshold is our most cherished friend. Everyone who crosses it again is our bitterest enemy"

So, pretty much par for the course for a Selesnya enjoyer.

Btw, I love it that is the Dimir and Gruul players that say "peace?"

[ThBadger]

"Selesnya is about peace man"
Meanwhile my Cadira her army of of rabbits
"WE RIDE AT DAWN BITCHES!"

[Willmanis]

Amy is one of the best MTG creators out there. Hilarious and great content on her stream

[Thelaretus]

Selesnyans showing their true colours.
(I'm currently playing Selesnya).

[raonair]

"I've got one plan AND I'M ROLLING WITH IT"